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    Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Kyle finally fucking snaps. (Un)Fortunately, Cartman comes to his rescue.

    This is Cartmans Little Red Book Two: Electric Boogaloo, but it can mostly be read independently.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Getting into Jack Crawford's Forensic Psychology class was a dream come true for Will Graham, until he learns that his final assignment is to attend twelve interviews with the notorious serial killer, Hannibal the Cannibal, in order to unravel his mysterious past.

    Even as he grows closer to the truth, he also grows closer to Dr. Lecter, and the doctor is very eager to get to know this young man who thinks like a murderer.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    “No, absolutely not!”

    Leon is livid, standing in Hunnigan’s office, grinding his teeth together so forcefully he’s surprised he doesn’t chip one of them.

    “Leon, would you listen to me for one minute?”

    She tries to get through to him but he doesn’t want to hear it, it’s enough that they’ve canceled his vacation again, but to ask this of him– is utterly humiliating.

    “I said, I am not doing it!”

    He digs around in his pants pocket, grasps the dark blue chip he finds there tightly between his thumb and index finger and bangs it on Hunnigan’s desk, leaving it between them like a beacon to remind her of what she’s demanding.

    “You might as well just take it now.”

    Six months of sobriety. Weekly AA meetings. A prescription for SSRIs, he isn’t dumping in the trash. He’s really trying to be better, he is, but he knows having to accept this mission, will make all of that be for naught.

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    Chris and Leon take up an undercover mission, needing to set up a fake marriage. All seems to be going according to plan, if it weren’t for their own secrets slowly coming to light.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    “So…” Suguru wipes the rest of Satoru’s face, “… why did this,” he gestures at Satoru’s nose, “happen?”

    What the fuck is he supposed to say to that?

    ‘Oh, I was just distracted by the way you look in that stupid tank top, you goddamn bastard.’

    “Whaddya mean ‘Why did this happen’?” Satoru asks, “I just ran into the fucking door.”

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    09 Aug 2025