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    Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."

    "A club," said Kakashi, flat.

    "Yep. A... babysitter's club."

    "I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.

    "Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.

    "In red and black."

    "Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.

    He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.

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    (Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)

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    12 Oct 2025

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    ch2

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    Hitoshi knows there's something wrong with himself before he's even old enough to have a sense of self. He looks at his reflection and knows that the infant looking back at him isn't what he should be seeing.

    His dreams are a maelstrom of grief and fear, his mind overwhelmed with a lifetime of emotions his brain isn't developed enough to comprehend. There's an ingrained instinct blaring that everything is wrong wrong wrong.

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    In which Hatake Kakashi is reincarnated as Shinsou Hitoshi, and he wants nothing to do with this world's so-called "heroes."

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    11 Oct 2025

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    ch.1 but accidentally read last released chapter(15) rfgthnbjmk,nbvcdfx spoilered myself lol

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    A curse mark, according to Itachi Uchiha, counts as failure to protect Sasuke Uchiha.
    You could build yourself as a liar, construct of throne of half-truths and misinformation, but your heart itself could not be hidden.
    You could split yourself open and become something you aren’t. You could commit sins and become a monster willingly, but never truly kill yourself.
    Itachi Uchiha would always love his brother.

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    Sakura accidentally tells the crows that Sasuke needs help when Gaara loses control during the Chunin Exams.
    It's been a long time since Itachi has been home to pay his respects.
    (Sasuke hates, that after the bodies were gathered, he never could build a pyre.)

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    09 Oct 2025

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    “You do have a plan,” Sakura prompted, doubt flickering in her eyes, “don’t you, Sasuke-kun?”

    “We use…” Sasuke started, and then suddenly became acutely aware of a bead of sweat rolling down his back, “...science?”

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    Sasuke learned a great many skills from Orochimaru. The scientific method was not one of them.

    OR: A fic where Team Seven and Team Taka unite to ruin Sasuke’s life.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    A few months after Sasuke turns seven, he starts seeing double.

    He doesn’t really know how to bring up the fact that if he tries to look at cousin Shisui from the corner of his left eye, he can’t see him at all.

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    09 Oct 2025