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    He isn’t sure how he fell. But he has. Hard. And he has a feeling that Aziraphale is right there with him.

     

     

     

     

    Two lonely academics learn to cultivate more than plants.

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    17 Nov 2023

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    It would be a gross understatement to say that Crowley simply didn't like Aziraphale. He was posh and stuffy and arrogant, and Crowley couldn't figure out why everyone else in the program liked him so much. It hardly mattered; they were competitors, and Crowley didn't need to make friends to become a surgeon.

    It takes several unleasant encounters, the excessive use of house plants as a coping mechanism, and getting stuck in an elevator for Crowley to start reconsidering his priorities.

    Or...

    Crowley and Aziraphale are surgical interns with competitive streaks a mile wide each, and they really do not like each other at all.
    Until they do.

    (This whole fic is pre-written and completed, and updates will usually be weekly on Saturdays!)

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    17 Nov 2023

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    1941 is the London Blitz and the year that MI5 really comes into its own with the now infamous ‘double cross’ system. The service keep tabs on suspects, root out enemy agents and try to turn them into doubles.

    Anthony J Crowley is fucking great at this job. He can be sneaky, underhanded and damn ruthless but also charming and kind. It’s what makes him good at turning.

    Aziraphale is just a regular Soho bookseller who loves his shop and books and good food and wine when he’s approached by a woman claiming to be MI5, wanting to recruit him for espionage. The poor man is too trusting and gets the shock of his life when he’s approached by a charming but dangerous-looking man also claiming to be MI5.

    Crowley recruits Aziraphale to double cross a double crosser and Aziraphale takes to espionage like a duck to water.

    Danger, hijinks, and sex ensue.

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    12 Nov 2023

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).

    They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.

    That's all about to change.

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    12 Nov 2023

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    It isn’t that Aziraphale is bad at chemistry. Quite the contrary, he’s been doing more than fine in the lecture class. But chemistry lab is an entirely different matter, especially when the biggest threat to lab safety turns out to be the hottest instructor known to man.

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    07 Nov 2023