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During the day, omegas are shinobi who serve Konoha. At night, however, they return to The Pools, underground caverns where they serve Alphas. And when they are in heat, omegas born to clans are sent to the omega heat barracks, where they are bred by Konoha-approved Alphas in the service of their clans.
Hatake Kakashi, a jōnin, a teacher, and an omega, has always managed to avoid the heat barracks. But he cannot avoid every Alpha. Nor can he, ultimately, avoid the truth of his own life and experience in Konoha.
Now, he must find a way to forgive, to care, and to accept the precious connections in his life. No matter how hard it gets.OR, in which K tries to write an actual summary instead of just lifting a passage from the story, and the summary is just not as cool as the story. Sorry, everyone; I tried!
Updates Wednesdays (~16:00 UTC, depending on my personal schedule): updates may be sporadic until I get my new meds/life/everything (and setting up a silversmithing studio!!) worked out.
A significant departure from my normal (relatively fluffy?) writing style...
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- Part 1 of Beneath the Feet of Konoha
- Part 1 of Borne of Dreams
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What’s He Gonna Be Like When We Have Kids? by constipatience
Fandoms: The Last Five Years (2014)
10 Dec 2025
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Cathy gets a stomach ache and Jamie’s reaction isn’t what she expected.
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This is just a collection of stories about people taking dumps (I accept requests, read the first chapter for more info). I don't know why I'm doing this, I'm just bored as hell.
Don't read if you're a minor or if you don't like reading stuff involving poop.
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Bungo Stray Dogs Shit and piss fanfics by ZephFetish
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Dec 2025
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You heard the title, its BSD shit and piss 🤑🤑🤑
check out slimedNSFW on twt
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On the Mating Behaviors of a Newly-Discovered Species of Hadal Snailfish by FkinKindaGauche for Dame_zoom_a_latte
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Dec 2025
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Ianthe Tridentarius makes a discovery on a research vessel, shortly after her advances are rebuffed by Harrowhark Nonagesimus. What will she do with her new knowledge?
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Clark Kent's Eminently Suspicious Bathroom Habits by TheTimelessChild0
Fandoms: DCU, Superman (Movie 2025)
06 Dec 2025
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Everyone thinks Clark has IBS. Lois is characteristically nosy.
AKA the story of how Clark told Lois he’s Superman xD
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Lando walks around with a list of worries in his pocket and a smile on his face. He convinces himself every day that life is good, he is living the dream, and he doesn’t need anything else. Wanting only leads to disappointment, a lesson that was cemented for him when a brief and passionate affair with his teammate during the 2024 Formula 1 season leaves him heartbroken and wanting more. Oscar left him devastated, alone, and more guarded than he was before. But when circumstances force him to take his personal security more seriously, he discovers it is hard to hide from someone who is with you all the time. And Rich, his bodyguard, is not an unobservant man. Despite his determination not to get too involved, Lando’s loneliness and hurt calls to him, making it difficult for him to fight his instincts to take care of and protect someone in need.
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Finn is told that something is up with his brother by his wife. When Grant tells him he is constipated, Finn decides that there is seemingly simple solution to solve the problem.
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- Part 7 of The Winter Brothers
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Like Nothing Happened by Braveriver
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types
23 Nov 2025
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Sometimes when the newsboys of Manhattan are caught short on their routes, they sneak into someone else's outhouse to relieve themselves. That is what happened to Jack that afternoon.
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The Oneshots Of The Original Series by RejuvenatedSoul
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
18 Nov 2025
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This is a compilation of one-shots featuring characters from the Star Trek: The Original Series series. Each chapter is scaled from fluff to smut and will be written accordingly, so please check the notes at the beginning of each chapter.
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Elik and Nikolaj's three-year anniversary is approaching fast. Who would have thought that their relationship would last?
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- Part 9 of Master Nikolaj chose his star
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Whitaker deals with food insecurity.
He deals with it poorly.
But he's just so hungry.
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a woman poops in a clothing store
not written in a sexual context, but don't read if you're a minor
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- Part 3 of Public Pooping
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- 271
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- Kudos:
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Fabian tries to apologize to Ms. Skullcleaver after class.
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a look into the private bathroom habits of the bloons tower defense 6 heroes (not including psi) + other stories
don't like, don't read; this contains exactly what it says it does
this isn't meant to be a sexual thing like a lot of these types of stories are, but don't read if you're a minor
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A.B.A. and Paracelsus have now reached a stage in their relationship where they can have no thick tensions in the air, no misunderstandings, and very few disagreements. This marks the beginning of a new era of their ever-blooming relationship.
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Imagine. Baby daycare nursery orgy. nsfw. Work in progress by candy_kisses
Fandoms: Original Work
28 Oct 2025
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Imagine. Baby daycare nursery orgy. nsfw
Remember that saying, 'Look with your eyes, not with your hands'.? You've been so so good just looking with your eyes. It's ok to think about children the way you do, you perverted pedo. You can control your urges just enough. But being desperate with money you find the only job available.Taking care of babies and getting paid as well
Now you get to look with your hands. You dirty fucking pedo!
You are so fucking lucky.
Pure fantasy.
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Two shouldn't of drank that Strawberry milkshake :3
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3x11 canon divergence.
Hannibal's toilet is removed in the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
Will is unprepared for the aftermath.
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His body was literally broken after the horrific crash in Jerez. What finally broke his spirit was something else though.
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- Part 23 of Whumptober 2025