TheTimelessChild0
Fandoms
- Doctor Who (2005) (35)
- Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (3)
- Castle (TV 2009) (3)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (2)
- Downton Abbey (2)
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Martha is suspicious about the embarrassing "problem" her friend had as a human. Answers are found.
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Mustafar. Where two friends are made into rivals.
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A True Jedi Does Not Wriggle In His Chair by TheTimelessChild0
Fandoms: Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (TV)
12 Dec 2024
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The notorious Crimson Jack sometimes does, though...
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Live Aid comes with a lot of excitement, especially in the pelvis of the lead singer...Under Pressure, anyone?
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Rogue first meets the Time Lord after he's had a little accident.
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Omovember 2020 by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0), InevitableBladders (TheTimelessChild0), TheTimelessChild0
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Castle (TV 2009), Doctor Who (2005), Downton Abbey, Elementary (TV), Enola Holmes (2020), Friends (TV), House M.D., James Bond - Ian Fleming, John Adams (TV), Malcolm in the Middle, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Video Blogging RPF, White Collar (TV 2009)
30 Nov 2020
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Tags added constantly. Stay tuned.
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Restrooms Are For The Wicked by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0), TheTimelessChild0
Fandom: White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Sep 2020
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The Thaw of Loki Odinson by InevitableBladders (TheTimelessChild0), TheTimelessChild0
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Apr 2020
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When ice melts, you get water.
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One is clever, the other: not so much.
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What a lot of people didn’t realise was that, releasing the Negative Spirit hurt...or at least, it had.
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17 Mar 2023
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It’s a bit awkward trying to get off when you’re being watched at all times. But honestly, this is the first time Larry has allowed himself to feel turned on by something in six decades, so the Negative Spirit is going to have to deal. He tries not to think about it.
He also didn’t think he was still capable of - you know, having an orgasm - until stupid sexy Flex came along.
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- Part 19 of abandoned
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Gary Preston has a problem he's never confessed to anyone, and certainly not his girlfriend Miranda.
He's horribly bladder shy. Add that to a date with too much wine consumption, and you have a recipe for disaster. -
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Journeys tend to be a bit more boring than books make them seem. And boredom often leads young hobbits to do stupid things such as investigating whether elves have the same toilet needs as other races. Legolas does not make the investigation easy for them.
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“You knew this was going to happen?” Steve asked.
Eddie shrugged. “Didn’t you assume it would happen?” he laughed lightly, but it was more out of pure embarrassment than anything else. “I mean. You’ve seen my mattress.”
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Eddie has struggled with incontinence his entire life. Thankfully, Steve is a good friend. Oh, and they are totally in love with each other.
(Basically an enemiesish to lovers fic that focuses heavily on Eddie’s canon and non-canon bladder problems, as well as Wayne Munson being a good dad).
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- Part 1 of “Wetty Eddie”