CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms
- 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (47)
- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (5)
- Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008) (5)
- 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (4)
- 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat (3)
Recent works
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Domesticating The Scum Villain by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2025
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Shen Yuan has been both disciple and lover to Shen Jiu for long enough to know that the man doesn't like to let him out of his sight. But he's finally convinced his Shizun to let him go on a solo monster-hunting mission. Surely nothing will go wrong.
Or
Bing-ge forcibly inserts himself into the toxic JiuYuan dynamic and gets way more that what he asked for.
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its not gay to jerk off to thoughts of your disciple after he turns evil, as long as you don't finish by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2025
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Shen Qingqiu edges himself while thinking about a fully blackened Luo Binghe coming back for revenge. He rationalizes that as long as he doesn't come it doesn't count.
When Luo Binghe does come back from the abyss, Shen Qingqiu realizes that his fantasies were nothing like reality.
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100% Successful Tutorial for Human-to-Siren Communication: WARNING! Results May Vary by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2025
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While helping Airplane-bro with his monsterfucker porn, Shen Yuan finds that there are few resources on siren mating habits. And when he finally finds a firsthand account, there's no guarantee of its accuracy. So he recruits his friend Liu Qingge to go help him try out courting a siren.
Or
The BingLiuShen sequel to "I stopped a SIREN from MURDERING me using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!"
Series
- Part 2 of Clickbait Sirens
- Part 4 of Oops! All Mer Porn
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Fanart: T4T4T by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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- Part 1 of Cosmic's Fanart
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 27
- Hits:
- 2,054
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[Annotated by the Author] REPOST: Curses and Confessions by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2025
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Liu Qingge gets poisoned and cursed to have a pussy until he's eaten out. He goes to Shen Qingqiu for help, who misunderstands his situation as him coming out as trans. Shen Qingqiu, who is actually trans, comes out to him in solidarity. Liu Qingge misunderstands this as Shen Qingqiu saying he has also been cursed. So he decides to cure him first.
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Two idiots eating each other out for the price of one.
Now with in-text author commentary!
Recent series
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Cosmic's Fanart by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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An archive of fanart that relates to the fandoms sorted into the Cosmic psued.
- Words:
- 31
- Works:
- 1
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Cosmic's BBW by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2024
- Words:
- 4,556
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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I Transmigrated and The Villain Fell In Love With Me??? by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2025
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Even when he transmigrates as an NPC, Shen Yuan can't escape the twists of fate that make him into the main character.
- Words:
- 12,931
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 86
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Abyss Lords AU by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2025
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A role-reversal AU that makes the peak lords into demonic creatures from the Endless Abyss. This AU is deeply OOC on purpose, as the peak lords are quite literally made into the worst versions of themselves.
- Words:
- 4,095
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Swamp Thing Extended Universe by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2024
- Words:
- 20,203
- Works:
- 2
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Cherished Display by LilyoftheChasm for CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2024
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"This master just wanted a taste."
Shen Qingqiu's hazel eyes look down at him warmly, but it only intensifies the hunger behind his words.
Liu Qingge turns his gaze somewhere else, but the only other place to look is also occupied by a captivating stare. Pale moonlight pours in from the large, round window beside the bed, and Luo Binghe's eyes glimmer in the soft shadow cast upon his face.The vampires have fun with their favorite treasure.
Bookmarked by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
01 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
SCREAMING FOREVER!!!!
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Respectable, Decent, and Quiet by Theotrix
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2021
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“This must stop,” Lan Wangji tells him the next day, as they walk a quiet road where no one can hear them except songbirds. “The rumors. I can’t abide it.”
Wei Ying turns to walk backwards, facing him. He twirls his dizi between his fingers as he says, “Would you rather we tell the world the Second Jade of Lan is reduced to primal screaming by prostate stimulation?”
Or: Everyone thinks the Yiling Patriarch is haunted by wailing ghosts, but it’s really his shockingly vocal boyfriend.
Or: Lan Wangji comes to a realization about his relationship with the Lan Clan’s rules, by way of loud sex.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,769
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 82
- Kudos:
- 2,593
- Bookmarks:
- 318
- Hits:
- 11,826
Bookmarked by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
07 Feb 2024
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Pretty Vampire Licks Old Man Tiddies (Not Clickbait) by irlsqq
Fandoms: 千秋 - 梦溪石 | Thousand Autumns - Mèng Xī Shí
06 Apr 2023
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Yan Wushi rolled his eyes. “So I thought.” With a swift movement, he brought up that glass shard he had kept in his hand and swiped it against his neck. Instantly bright red beads welled up from the split skin, dripping down to pool above his collarbone.
A muscle in Shen Qiao’s jaw visibly spasmed, and his eyes locked onto the tantalizing sight. A brief whimper escaped his lips before he could clamp down on it, and Yan Wushi grinned with a self-satisfied expression.
“Come on,” Yan Wushi whispered, still leaning in too close. “I know you’re thirsty.
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Unwilling vampire, Shen Qiao, is captured by the eccentric lord, Yan Wushi, who fancies himself a vampire researcher. How long does he need to starve this pretty vampire before he’ll drink his blood?
This started out as a stupid joke: simply put, "pretty boy licks old man tiddies (not clickbait)" hence the goofy title that doesn't match the scenery. I started writing with that joke in mind, aiming for “plot what plot”, and ended up with this first chapter. I was happy with how it came out despite the change in direction, so I decided to flesh out the idea fully.
Bookmarked by CosmicStarfall (StarflakeBurning)
06 Feb 2024