StatueofSoup
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Despite all the students rushing past him into the school building, William stood still like a pebble in a stream, parting the trickle of students. Today was a normal day for all of them. Not for William— today was the morning of April 16th, the day that he was going to kill himself.
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William tries to die, but fate has a way of making his life into a cruel joke.
(Warning: this is not cannon compliant with the UPP. I starting writing before it came out, however if you enjoyed that one shot you probably would like this fic too ;D)
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You picked a beautiful land to love, Flux. by StatueofSoup
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Ish's Civilization Experiment, State SMP
10 Sep 2025
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Saps looked down and saw that his boots were coated at the heel in almost black blood. This had been a cruel battle. He watched hundreds be slaughtered in mere moments before he escaped. He told Flux to meet him at the colosseum. What were these men even fighting for? Did they know?
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Saps remembers his fight with Fluixon and is left alone to grieve.
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A faceless villain by the name The Hunter has been murdering, no, slaughtering vigilantes in Realm. Phil, a long retired hero has been paired with another hero, Sneegsnag, have been tasked with capturing him and finding out who he is working for. Being back in Realm brings back Phil's past and reasons for leaving. Can they take down this threat before it's too late? or will the past come back to haunt the retired hero?
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Tubbo is a villain who controls the weather, Phil is an old man haunted by the past, and Sneegsnag is a noir cop that makes fart jokes -
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Tubbo sat criss-cross in his dark faction base. 36 tnt minecarts sat above him. Waiting.
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Tubbo, feeling betrayed and angry makes a plan for the other Teal Titians (Lobster Larrys) to finally care about him. Unfortunately for him, Tubbo has BadBoyHalo on his side.
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Tubbo's suicide at the hands of his Faction
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Dakota wakes up with super cool powers. He can't wait to show his aunt!
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Dakota finds his Aunt in their apartment.
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The destruction of the Mecha Man prototype hits Robert hard. He didn't get caught in the explosion this time, but part of him wishes he had.
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- Part 2 of Dispatched
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29 Nov 2025
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Waking up with a headache was nothing new to Robert, but he hasn’t grown up to be a fan of it yet. Stretching in his plastic chair and pressing his knuckles against the area between his eyebrows eases the pain, soothing it from a sharp one to a dull, more in the background one, giving Robert a chance to stand up and feel the blood flow try it best to keep him from swaying.
The bathroom lights blind Robert for a brief second when he turns them on, regretting his choice to do so when he is greeted by his reflection in the mirror.
If Robert has issues that go above what he can, or wants to, work through by himself, will they take him down or will someone finally snap him out of it?
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29 Nov 2025
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Robert already has a lot of scars so what's a few more? So what if it's self-inflicted as long as it helps him cope.
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29 Nov 2025
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Sam doesn't go to Stanford. Sam POV
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“You know, your mother died trying to save you. She’s dead because of you! The least you could do is stop being an ungrateful piece of shit and avenge her.”
Sam froze in his spot. His duffel bag slipped out of his grip and landed on the dirty motel carpet with a soft thud.
John won the big fight. But at what cost?
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17 Aug 2025
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The blood of the covenant by Sunset_on_a_deserted_field
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
15 Apr 2025
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William Wisp didn't have a brother. He had a roommate who happened to share half his genes. David was the epitome of perfection. He was successful, stable and straight. He did everything right because that was what he was supposed to do. When he graduated at the top of his class, nobody was surprised. David Bell was one of the few success stories to come out of Deadwood.
David did everything right. He was the perfect son, the perfect student, and the perfect businessman, but he'd never been much of a brother. He didn't go out of his way to hurt William. He wasn't the bullying type. William was an apparition to him, some sort of strange creature that David vaguely acknowledged and then wholeheartedly ignored.
After years of striving for his brother's attention, William couldn't help but think that this wasn't exactly what he'd had in mind.
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What if David caught William breaking into his office the first time?
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23 Jun 2024