StaySafeDontDie
Fandoms
- Undertale (Video Game) (4)
- South Park (3)
- Homestuck (1)
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Ranger Marshwalker and Princess Kenny correspond through Carrier Raven, and an accidental salutation slip-up on the end of a letter leads to an imaginary whirlwind romance full of intrigue and betrayal that nearly brings two kingdoms to the brink of war.
After all, the gang tends to take their games a little too seriously.
(Post Black Friday and Stick of Truth, the kids decide to bite the bullet and give their fantasy game another shot. But of course nothing is ever that simple.)
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Kenny and Heidi have a feelings jam in their Twitter DMs regarding Cartman. She hates him, Kenny hopes she understands why he thinks it's more complicated than that.
He then realizes why he never reveals his feelings to anyone ever.
However, in the midst of a breakdown, at least Karen is there to cheer him up.
(based on an ironic Twitter RP)
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Kenny regresses due to a particularly traumatic death and is significantly quieter than usual and spacing out. Cartman resolves to try and pull Kenny back from the precipice… Eventually.
A character study exploring how most of Kenny and Eric's friendship is mostly shown off screen.
(Only rated T for Canon-Typical language, but the story ends cute, promise.)
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Sans struggles through a RESET. It's not the first time, and probably won't be the last. It's just getting more difficult every time.
It's worth it.
(Okay, so this did end up being a legitimate sequel to Moonlit Walks, Coffee, and a Dragon regardless of whether or not I wanted it to be. YOLO.)
Series
- Part 4 of Moonlit Walks Universe
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Moonlit Walks, Lube, and the Bone Zone by StaySafeDontDie
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
20 Feb 2016
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This idea /came/ to me because of the hilarious title possibilities. It's not as funny anymore.
A series of fics in which the reader has sex with Sans. There'll be DFAB and DMAB versions of everything, but tbh pwp is hella exhausting to write, so it'll all be slow going. Especially because I haven't written sexy stuff in literal years.
Series
- Part 3 of Moonlit Walks Universe
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I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by ret_wat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 May 2023
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Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool 5+1
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28 Jan 2024
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"What?" he asks. His tone is innocent, though the way he's grinning at you is anything but. "It's perfectly natural, my love, you needn't be embarrassed. I can tell you're trying to hide it, but it's uncomfortable, is it not? I'd be ever so glad if you'd allow me to help... ease your pain, as it were."
You... consider it. Gods help you, but you honestly consider it.
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01 Dec 2023
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I started this project over on my Classpect Blog on Tumblr, but decided to try and branch out my work to here. I am here to analyze and theorize about all of these pieces of destiny and one's own identity, including their general personalities, social life, struggles in life relating to their Class, Aspect, and combined Classpect, how they will achieve their powers, what those powers are, and what their role in a group would look like. These are merely my interpretations of the Classpects, so please don't take my writing as word of law.
I'll update it whenever I finish an analysis, which can either take me a few days or a few weeks. Either way, I hope you enjoy the work I have in store!
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07 Sep 2023
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The boys notice Kenny's far more distracted than his usual, leading them to discover that he's been meeting Henrietta secretly for unknown reasons. Was this just a crush he didn't want to tell them about, or was there more going on?
Short Kenrietta high school fics that are connected but complete on their own. May add more later!
Mature for sexual references and suicide mentions. Major character death warning, but one of the main characters is Kenny so it's not really a permanent thing
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04 Sep 2023
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Mysterion just needs to know you're safe.
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25 Aug 2023