Stupid_Canadian_WolfBird



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    Jackie and Hayden conspire to set Shane up with one of Jackie's friends by inviting him over for dinner without telling him that said friend will be present.

    Shane and Ilya decide it's time they come out to the Pikes as a couple, so Shane invites Ilya over to the Pikes' place for dinner without sending Hayden a forewarning.

    Cue: a jealous man, a confused house guest, and one very kid-friendly Russian.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Shane has a concussion. Ilya has duct tape, twelve ginger ales, and a search history he does not know Shane saw.

    What more might come out while bedridden in a dark house, completely unguarded?

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    27 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Should’ve knocked. I could’ve been naked.”

    “Is nothing I have not seen before.”

    Shane chokes. He spits and coughs for almost a minute. “That’s inappropriate. Don’t ever mention that to me again.”

    “What? That I have seen you naked?”

    “You are unbelievable. The day just started!”

    Ilya smirks. “Good morning to you too, Hollander.”

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    Shane flees to the cottage four hours before his marriage to his biggest hater, Ilya Rozanov. He doesn’t expect to find Ilya, who thought of jilting him first, at his destination.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?”

    Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.”

    He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything?

    It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.”

    OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    The line connects and Shane is met with a chaotic jumble of noise. Loud music and voices 

    “Hello?”  

    “hmm, hello” 

    Shane freezes

    The voice is deep and familiar but there’s something different about it, something heavy and a bit slurred 

    “Rozanov? Are you—are you drunk right now?”

    Or: Shane sends a risky text, Ilya does not take it well

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    27 Apr 2026