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He hesitated, hesitated but nonetheless replied, “I got blasted by cuddle pollen. It’s why I tripped. It’s why I got caught.”
The line went dead silent.
Tim clenched his fists as the pale figure uncovered his face. “I’m sorry.”
The line split off into a cacophony of sounds. But Tim couldn’t hear any of it, because the stone and crumbles of cement and wood slipped off the purple suit and the pale man sat up, a hand going to his sickeningly green hair.
He was trapped. Trapped within a building’s remains with a conscious Joker, dipped head-to-toe in cuddle pollen which was already starting to become close to unbearable without human touch.
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A cuddle-pollened Tim gets stuck in a collapsed building with the Joker.
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"He fucking what?!" by NazgulWrites
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
01 Oct 2025
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“Can you turn a light on?”
“No, little bird,” the man responded. “I can see just fine. You need to stay stationary an’ let those ribs heal for a while, too, and I ain't about to show you my face.”
Wait.
The reality of the situation hit Tim's still-tired face like a brick. Fuck. Fuck shit shit fuck.
He didn't know who this guy was, but he knew Tim. He had bandaged Tim's wounds and removed his domino mask. He'd called Tim by his name. And by bird.
…Tim's identity was compromised.
Fuck.
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- Part 8 of Red Hood | Jason Todd Brainrot
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Consequences of Disturbing a Ghost King by Bookkeeper1
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
31 Oct 2025
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Danny has recently been crowned King of the Infinite Realms. He had a whole coronation ceremony and everything. Except now, he’s dealing with a major power upgrade, and is taking some time to himself in his castle to adjust to his new power and ghostly instincts. It would be a lot easier to do so, however, if he wasn’t getting summoned every five minutes.
Tim was not on board with the whole “summon the new king of the afterlife” plan, particularly the part where they bothered a guy who could destroy them all with a sneeze. But when the plan goes wrong, Tim’s too focused on trying to get back what was lost to gloat.
Jason has no idea what’s going on, and would really like it if his body would stop betraying him, thanks. And if this creepy yet cuddly cosmic entity would let him go, that would be just swell.
Jason is confused. Tim is determined. And Danny is signing adoption papers.
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The Names We're Given/The Forms We Take by bongo_balderdash
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
09 Aug 2023
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When Danny Fenton dies in his parents’ lab, he doesn’t know it then, but he will be fated to a much greater title than Phantom in time. That gateway between the limbo of the soul, the ultimate act of balance, the duality of man; the guide, the light, the end.
Death.
He finds himself in many places, in the years that are and the years that aren’t—inhabiting every corner of every universe—but one, more than any other, begins to catch his eye.
One family, in particular, he meets often. And he cannot help the tragedy, but he can at least make the crossover gentle.
(Or: A fourteen-year-old boy named Death, and a family (past and future) named the Waynes.)
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- Part 9 of Bongo's DP/DC Zone!!
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I Just Wanna Talk by foldingfacets
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2023
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John Constantine beat the system of life and death until it fully refused to touch him anymore, and when it did, it never went well. It was a fact that the League had come to terms with, or those that knew, anyways. None of Constantine’s past could explain the kid in fuzzy pajamas that was curled up on a chair in the Justice League’s control room asking for the elusive brit.
Danny had barely made it to high school graduation only to be thrust into dealing with the millennia of bullshit waiting ever so patiently for the King of the Infinite Realms to look at. The fact that there was a weird amount of paperwork filed regarding some dude named John Constantine that looked like the weirdest form of tax fraud he’d ever seen was puzzling, and his parents committed that regularly. He has no idea what the hell he’s looking at.
Alternately: Danny is the inter-dimensional personification of the IRS for Death and the Unliving, and he just has a couple questions.