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    Zhongli tapped his pen against the pitiful attempt of a letter.
    Of all his talents, prostrating himself was not one.

    ‘Excuse me, Lady of Cryo, I temporarily lost my mind to erosion and utterly wrecked your harbinger’s sphincter’ came and went through his mind in Childe’s voice. Amusing as it was, the statement was far too vulnerable to his state and vulgarly casual in tone to ever reach the page. A bit in poor taste, no matter how true.

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    The entire story of getting together- reconciliation, healing, pining from a ancient deity, the same deity going insane for a hot minute, misunderstandings, conclusions, Childe has a slut era (not a playboy tho), Zhongli does not get jealous because his dick is the best in Teyvat, Childe has a crisis because of this, everyone is confused, the romcom How to Date Your Dragon begins, feelings are had, and it all starts when a silly redhead unknowingly propositions the god of contracts for sex.
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    This fic does not and will not contain: MCD, Cheating, NTR, Unhappy endings
    The tags are weird on purpose, but everything listed happens.
    Ends approximately at the 3.2 Update

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    The political landscape is shifting, and espers are drawn into the public eye. A week before the world summit that will shape official policy on psychic powers, Kageyama Shigeo is pulled out of class by agents of the Japanese government. He does not return home.

    As the tide of public opinion turns, it will take everything Reigen has to keep his kids safe. And with Mob, time is not on their side.

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    “Well, it seems a bit funny…” Shinsou’s drawling voice trailed off, becoming slightly sharper by the word, “...that the three students with the most villainous quirks were set up for this.”
    Tokoyami jerked upright. “You do not mean that-.”
    “Oh he means it,” Bakugou growled out with narrowed eyes, “ pencil-ass set us up to play his goddamn villains because we’re good at it.”

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    Aizawa assigned Tokoyami, Bakugou, and Shinsou to play as the villains in the end year exam against the rest of the class.
    Aizawa accounted for Bakugou's rage, Shinsou's asshole tendencies, and Tokoyami's self-esteem.
    Aizawa did not account for the pure, unholy wrath, of three very petty teenagers who like to make a point.

     

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