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Karkat can't help but compare himself to human celebrities; Dave puts his mind at ease.
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24 Jul 2025
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“Ok, I'm gonna do something, and I want you to not make a big deal about it, can you do that?” He asks, and you have half a mind to be offended before you see his free hand reaching into his own pants and your brain short circuits.
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- Part 3 of won't you tap my shoulder, hold my hand
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20 Jul 2025
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“It looks just like his door on the base…” Dirk muttered to himself. “So, this is how the switch will happen? Won’t it break the rules if they have to walk through these doors themselves?”
Calliope shook her head, “I have momentarily swapped the doors. Right now, they are both sound asleep. But when they awake and inevitably open these doors, they will find themselves in the other’s reality. After that, they will be stuck there until the day’s end.” She explained briefly.
“What if someone else enters with them?” Dirk asked.
“The doors will shut before then. They will be the only ones allowed passage.” She had outdone herself with this simple trick, though she supposed it came with the territory of being a Muse of Space.
Or,
Dirk and Calliope make a bet with each other about the overall happiness of Dave and decide to swap both Daves for one day only. Meat!Dave has a very awkward conversation with a battle worn Karkat, and Candy!Dave grapples with a serious sense of regret.
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19 Jul 2025
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Fuckdamnit, he seems to have picked up that Dave goes all weak every time he shifts, even though he obviously doesn’t get why. Now he’s moving around as he speaks, their crotches grinding together haphazardly, and his lips are moving close to Dave’s face and his eyes have tiny flecks of red in them and his nails are pressing into his wrists and-
Oh no. Oh fuck.
(Wrestling turns into accidental frottage, which i turn turns into some awkward teenage exploration of xenobiology. Fumbly smut with a lot of talking, thoughts and feelings.)
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14 Jul 2025
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Trickster Dave is a god damn treasure and no one can tell me otherwise.
Some scenes from the Rosemary wedding, but really, this is about Dave being high on cherub candy and really, really, really wanting his boyfriend to fuck him. (Not intended to be dubcon, but if you have issues with altered mental states or pushy partners in the context of an established relationship it might be not great for you! Take care.)
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12 Jul 2025
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*Humanstuck high school AU*
You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.- Language:
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08 Jul 2025
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A collection of ideas that never quite went anywhere (yet?). Some of these just have concepts I really enjoy, even if I couldn't get a plot out of them; others made me laugh really hard even 5 or so years later, so I felt like they were worth posting, just for the sake of putting them somewhere.
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07 Jul 2025
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Karkat is on a quest to assist his newly-becoming-a-limeblood-troll best bro the only way he knows how: an Alternian romance movie marathon.
Little does he know, Dave just had a rather... specific change. One that will need tending to rather soon.
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04 Jul 2025
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“You want me to blindfold you?” He asks, and there's confusion there in his tone but no judgment.
“I want to touch you. Really touch you. I thought maybe this would help? If I can't see you?”
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- Part 2 of won't you tap my shoulder, hold my hand
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02 Jul 2025
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You're still Dave Strider, and you're pretty sure a certain troll is burning up your lifetime supply of chill.
Dave has convinced himself that the thing he has with Karkat is about lust and only lust -- yet when the curiosity of his his closest friends forces him to examine it in more detail, he's acutely uncomfortable with what he finds.
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Sequel to Lousy Stupid Goddamned Pretty Troll Boy.
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02 Jul 2025
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and your entire life is colossally fucked beyond measure. Between starting college, and dealing with returning to the public eye, you're not prepared at all for the shit storm this year is about to throw at you. Roxy says things will be fine once you get there, but uh... she's always been too optimistic for her own good. At least you have three sick ass friends waiting for you. Oh, and your roommate, but he kinda sucks now that you think about it. At least he has a cute friend? That give you a whopping two thing to look forward to this semester. How exciting.
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30 Jun 2025
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“Ok, you totally downplayed the sensitivity level here. You said it was like, the same as human nipples.”
He closes his eyes tight, his hands gripping your shoulders, like he isn't sure if he should push himself away or fall into you completely.
“I thought it was, fuck."
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- Part 1 of won't you tap my shoulder, hold my hand
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30 Jun 2025
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Dave streams, Karkat comments (in 2018) [REMASTERED] by flamelicious for My beloved boyfriend
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Sep 2025
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Humanstuck-style fanfic set in the USA of 2018, where these fellas interact in a highschool setting through Karkat stumbling upon Dave's Twitch streaming. This story is full of headcanons, cringe, social commentary, and aims to be a 100+ chapter slowburn romance. Every chapter resembles a single day and mostly mimicks the Homestuck chatting format.
This is a translated, remastered version of a Russian pre-existing fanfiction uploaded to ficbook.net.
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28 Jun 2025
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(just to preface this i am shit at summarizing things i think so hopefully this makes sense HA) Dave and Karkat go on a road trip with some friends and end up getting to cold and having to share a tent..probably?? other shit goes down (i dont wanna spoil) Basically this whole thing is set in modern day sooo there are no trolls, everyone is human etc. Oh and Dave and kk have known eachother for a while and lowk just ignore the feelings that they totally have for eachother..yolo. I hope i make this fic somewhat enjoyable and someone for the love of god reads it so im not spitting shit into the void. lmao anyways hope you enjoy my bull crap of an imagination. B)
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27 Jun 2025
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Dave Strider sees college as an opportunity to escape his home and build a better life for himself.
Karkat Vantas sees college as a way to earn respect on Earth as an Alternian Refugee.
Their paths cross in an introductory level photography class.
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HUGE thank you to my friend @pinkbubbless for being my beta! Go read her fics!
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27 Jun 2025
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. It just so happens that you’ve been stuck on this mind-numbing meteor with seven other living creatures for one year, four months, and 17 days. Not like anyone’s counting. Well. You aren’t, but Dave seems to take enough time out of each and every day to announce the tally. Each and every day.
Except for today.
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22 Jun 2025
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Tonight, I Really Got It Bad by landofchaosandbloom for A_Spoonful_Of_Salt
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2025
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You give Karkat a mock salute, which doesn't even make him roll his eyes like it usually does. Maybe after a couple of beers he'll loosen up enough to tell you what's going on.
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21 Jun 2025
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Karkat knew he was going to fuck everything up one of these days. But just. Not today.
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17 Jun 2025
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pining dave. thirsting dave. full on dave having the biggest crush on karkat and needing to like repress it. humanstuck?? CHEFS KISS. full on pulling out the drawing board full on no i dont have a crush on him no i dont stop it rose stop it gUYS HE MIGHT HEAR US-
meanwhile karkat is kinda stupid and oblivious and thinks he hates him.
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14 Jun 2025
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Dave accidentally(?) summons a demon.
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14 Jun 2025