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Dave meets a younger, alternate Dave in a dream bubble. A verbal conflict breaks out. Karkat comforts him after the incident. (Takes place not too long before the meteor lands)
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13 Mar 2025
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12 Mar 2025
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Karkat and Dave hook up randomly one night, and while Karkat doesn't want to potentially ruin what they have, can he continue to have a casual relationship while he's harboring feelings for Dave?
Insp by Blueberry Pancakes by Feelrs (pls listen to this song and also Jolette its so good)
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING AO3 PLS FORGIVE ME IF THE FORMATTING IS FUCKASS <33333
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09 Mar 2025
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Karkat's a new vampire in need of a thrall. Dave's found the easiest job in the world. And they were roommates ...
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09 Mar 2025
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It's pretty simple. Karkat Vantas has long ago given up on himself and instead dedicated his life to protecting mankind from demons as a Grade 1 exorcist.
It's not until he regretfully meets Dave Strider that everything starts to fall apart.
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06 Mar 2025
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Legend of Strider: Kingdom of Alternia by ekkotimesthree
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
20 Sep 2024
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Dear Dave Strider
Our Loyal Subject,We’ve been made aware of your transition into the great Kingdom of Alternia. Your story has touched many blood pushers within these castle walls. Please report to us at once and we shall help you with your adjustments. We’ll be waiting with great anticipation for your arrival!
From,
The Royal Cabinet of Alternia Castle(Or, Dave meets the prince of Alternia, and they totally get it on)
For Davekat Week 2024: Video Game + Fate
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06 Mar 2025
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It’s finally here. The day you’ve been dreaming of for god knows how long. So… why can’t you stop thinking about him?
(Or, Dave and June have a conversation about Bro before Dave’s wedding)
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- Part 3 of growing pains (a davekat series)
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06 Mar 2025
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It’s been exactly two hours, sixteen minutes, and thirty three seconds since you dropped Dirk off for his first day of school. Uh, not like anyone’s keeping count or anything. Dave Strider’s way too cool to keep track of shit like that. That’s why you’re still laid up in bed fully clothed, shades included. No shoes though. What kind of jackass wears sneakers in their bed? Not anyone in this house.
KARKAT: SO… WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
DAVE: no
DAVE: im fineSeries
- Part 2 of living with the striders
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06 Mar 2025
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He looks you over, the mess that you are, in your baggy pajama pants and ratty old marching band t-shirt. You’ve never even been in marching band. He says, “Aren’t you gonna get dressed?”
“For—what?”
He looks at you like he’s only just realized you’re a complete idiot. You can actually see his eyes, you realize, behind his shades—one scarlet red, one scarred and white. You’ve seen them before, plenty of times, but it sends a little shock through you all the same. It’s different like this. Everything is—different, like this.
Slowly, he says, “What do you mean, ‘for what’? For prom, dude. I’m your date.”
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05 Mar 2025
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Let's check what we've got.
Teammates: [Yes]
Time powers: [Yes]
Planet: [Yes]
Several Villains: [Yes]
Plan: [Work in progress]
A way to win the game: [Debatable][S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.
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- Part 2 of kenesis-stuck
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04 Mar 2025
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Arias Arguitrez was a bastard. He was a moron for dragging Osora into the guard baths, he sucked for riling Osora up, and he was a jerk for making Osora ask for more than kisses, even after he was the one that riled Osora up! Arias was, without a shadow of doubt, the absolute worst.
That was what Osora told himself anyways, as Arias’ hand slid down the front of his pants and into his underwear.
or
an interpretation of what happens between chs. 41 & 42 in the guards’ bath
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28 Feb 2025
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Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Dec 2024
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KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH?
DIRK: He did.Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter.
His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here.
DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it”
DIRK: Too late.Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years.
Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him.
Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league.
Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates.
Quadrant shenanigans ensue.Dave ♥︎ Karkat
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Kankri ? Cronus
Terezi ♦ VriskaSeries
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26 Feb 2025
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Unfinished Davekat Fics Collection by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Feb 2025
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A collection of the many Davekat fics I've started writing but didn't finish.
(I didn't wanna post 1 million separate WIPs so they're all dumped here.)We've got:
1. 🦇 Vampire Karkat/Prof Dave, College AU (3,706 words)
2. 🚗 Runaway Karkat/Rich Dave, Hitchhiking AU (4,209 words)
3. 🥃 Jealous Drunk Karkat/Dave, College Party AU (7,829 words)
4. ♠️ Present Karkat/Future Karkat/Dave, Earth C (5,632 words)
5. 🏫 Karkat/Trans Dave, College Roommates AU (4,801 words)
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25 Feb 2025
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Dave is headed up to a cottage with a big group of college friends to let off some steam over the long weekend. They're only about halfway through the trip when they get a distressed text from one of their stragglers. Karkat Vantas is stuck on the side of the road, out of gas and alone. Dave is tasked with helping him out of his predicament, and unbeknownst to him, takes on the role of comforting a heartbroken troll weighed down by the stresses of school and his social life.
Being nice goes a long way.
And being on the receiving end fucks him up.
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24 Feb 2025
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you’ve just been rejected by John Egbert.
John breaks Dave's heart and inadvertently sets off a chain of events that will alter a lifelong friendship forever.
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22 Feb 2025
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>Past Karkat: Teach your alien boyfriend how to pap. by nuclearwinter, orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Aug 2016
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Karkat shoves his self-consciousness aside and does his best to introduce Dave to how things go down in a pile.
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21 Feb 2025
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Karkat is a high school content creator just trying to save up for his first car, Dave is a loyal fan hundreds of miles away.
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22 Feb 2025
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check yourself (before you wreck yourself) by blazingmushroom for allbrodennis
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jun 2024
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That said, you are a person of restraint. There is no need to sit on your hands because your hands aren’t grasping towards anything in the first place, and are perfectly fine staying right where they are. You have self-control, damnit.
But acting out in reality is very different from fiction and Dave Strider is writhing on your couch again, his cast sandwiched between his thighs as he tries to win a war against his bladder.
There’s movement in the corner of your eye and you witness him lurch into the pillow, cramming it deeper with a louder, resounding whine. It's official, there is no god. Not on your side at least. This is torture and you hate yourself.
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- Part 1 of with open arms (and safe hands)
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17 Feb 2025
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After moving across the country and losing track his recuperacoon in the process, Karkat ends up sharing a bed with his roommate, Dave.
Coincidentally, Karkat has recently come to the realization that he is very physically attracted to his roommate, Dave.
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17 Feb 2025
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“Hm. I shouldn’t mention this, probably,” Roxy says conspiratorially, leaning in next to you, “but Dave thinks you’re hot. He told me so. Umm, more than once, actually.”
“Wow, so he’s a smug bisexual asshole and he’s got terrible taste,” you snap, in spite of the way your blood pusher thumps. “Good to know! Thanks!”
With that, Roxy finally leaves your table. She’s laughing, for some reason you can’t possibly fathom.
Sollux sighs. “You’re such a dick, KK.”
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17 Feb 2025