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this means literally nothing like you could just as easily have spit in my eye or fuckin riverdanced by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Dec 2019
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Dave gets jealous.
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20 Jan 2025
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thats what tipped us off to his extreme gayness not when he told us he had a boyfriend but when he expressed himself through the immortal choreography of queen bey by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 May 2020
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Rose and Kanaya saw something interesting.
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20 Jan 2025
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just a couple really nervous bros bout to really nervously fuck each other for the first time nothin to see here folks lets move this show along by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Nov 2019
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It's pretty much just like the title says.
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20 Jan 2025
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20 Jan 2025
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Karkat ==> Perform an acrobatic fucking logic leap off the handle by PennamePersona
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2022
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He blinks once. Twice. His brow furrows in confusion, which you can empathize with pretty majorly at this point. He opens his mouth, closes it, and then opens it again. “You…okay, this might sound absolutely wack, and I swear I’m not trying to patronize you or anything, I just. Um. Karkat, you do know we’re dating, right?”
What.
Davekat Week 2022
Day 3 | Sadstuck
(Which this barely counts as, even by the most generous definition.)Series
- Part 3 of Davekat Week 2022
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19 Jan 2025
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flicker: to burn or shine fitfully by PennamePersona
Fandoms: Homestuck, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
31 Aug 2022
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“Seriously though, do you want to?” Karkat hovers above you, balancing on his elbows. “Because I’m not trying to pressure you. It’s fine if you don’t, I probably should’ve asked or brought it up before now, it’s just been awhile and I—”
You lean up and kiss him. You intend for it to only be a quick peck to slow his brain down, but you can’t help lingering. He’s just so…ugh, the one time you want more words and you don’t have any. He just is, there’s so much to him and about him and you want more. You feel like such a greedy piece of shit sometimes, with all you want out of life, but Karkat keeps inviting you to take handfuls of him, and you want.
“Yeah,” You breathe, when you finally manage to pull back. “Let’s fuck, dude.”
Karkat blinks down at you and then collapses on top of you in cackling laughter.
Technically a submission for Davekat Week 2022
Day 4 | Free DaySeries
- Part 2 of No One Ever Was (Pokéstuck AU)
- Part 4 of Davekat Week 2022
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18 Jan 2025
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Your name is Karkat Vantas.
You are the proud owner of a small but quaint local children’s bookstore called Bookbound, which you have run your entire life. But across and down the street, threatening to put you out of business for good, is the construction site for another installment in a chain of super bookstores owned by the enigmatic Strider brothers and co. You are adamantly convinced you hate the people behind the Strider’s Puppets and Pages bookstore, whoever these assholes are.
Your name is carcinoGeneticist, and you have a mysterious internet penpal, who you have spoken with everyday since you met him in a chatroom almost two weeks ago. He goes by turntechGodhead, and despite not knowing his name or face, you can’t help but eagerly look forward to talking to him. The two of you share rules: no personal information, no business talk, no names. But you think the anonymity adds a certain charm to it all. Sure, you don’t know who he is, but you know he’s funny and charming, and incredibly kind. You’re convinced you’re in love with him, whoever he is.
And then one day he suggests the two of you should finally meet.
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18 Jan 2025
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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18 Jan 2025
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On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.
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- Part 1 of A Little Off the Top
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18 Jan 2025
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Dave is trying to bury his past by going to college. Karkat is trying to pretend to be human by going to college. They can’t run from the past though, it always catches back up.
(I’m not great at summaries T-T)
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17 Jan 2025
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Rose and Dave bring Thanksgiving to the meteor! Dave and Karkat find out what exactly they are really thankful for. Fluffy, pointless fic really. Takes place in the first Thanksgiving after they've arrived on the meteor.
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16 Jan 2025
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Karkat's been having some dreams which have been keeping him up for countless nights in a row, and Dave can tell it's taking a toll. What better thing to do than to make them come true? ;)
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16 Jan 2025
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Karkat starts his heat cycle and Dave becomes more culturally aware. Best bros or not, desperate times call for desperate measures. Screwing your best friend? That's definitely a desperate measure.
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16 Jan 2025
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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14 Jan 2025
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Alternia tried to invade. They didn't know humans were made of sterner stuff. Forced to retreat, abandoned troops were left behind, and Earth became a destination for all unwanted, one way ticket refugees from the Alternian empire. Trolls hid, but at the end, it only lasted so long. Now humans and trolls live in uneasy, post war truce, and trolls fight for their rights in this society.
Meanwhile Dave and Dirk just want to fucking have a break for one goddamn minute.
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13 Jan 2025
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The Reawakening of Time by what_hasnt_been_taken_yet
Fandoms: Homestuck, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
18 Oct 2024
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Being a half-blood is tough. It's even tougher when you might be what causes the end of the world.
Wait, y'all actually want a real summary? Fine. I fight a shit ton of monsters. I receive a bullshit prophecy. I meet far too many people, only half of which want to kill me. I write incredibly non-descriptive chapter titles. And I kiss a dude. So if that doesn't interest you, I don't know what will.
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07 Jan 2025
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kinktober 2024: executive dysfunction: the musical: the series by kissmesonofgod
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Oct 2024
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it took me forever to write literally like 4 chapters and i am going to finish the rest within the next 5 days wish me luck guys. also i did my own list.
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07 Jan 2025
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DAVE: can i tell you somethin crazy
KARKAT: HOW CRAZY ARE WE TALKING HERE?
DAVE: pretty fucKing crazy if you ask me
DAVE: i just wanted to say you look JUST like my boyfriend
DAVE: hes like the hottest guy ive ever seen so thats a pretty high compliment coming from me
DAVE: you should meet him someday i can take you home with me, but he would get soooooo jealous seeing you cause youre such a cutieHuh? Is this some kind of joke? It’s not like Strider’s above that sort of thing, but on the other hand, he seems too far removed from his typical irony antics to just be joking.
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07 Jan 2025
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Too High to Cast Straight by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024, DirkStriderFortnite (DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024) for ME MYSELF AND I
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jan 2025
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DIRK: Smoking pot never really affected me, though.
Karkat comes to a halt with a scoff, twisting his head to glare up at me.
KARKAT: HA! YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. WHAT’D YOU SMOKE, A GAS STATION BLUNT?
DIRK: According to Dave, it was “the good shit,” but I’m 99% sure weed highs are just placebo.
KARKAT: OK, LISTEN UP, YOU CHRONICALLY INCORRECT BASTARD.
KARKAT: WHEN WE GET TO THE PARK, YOU’RE TAKING AS *MANY* HITS AS IT TAKES TO GET YOU BAKED OUT OF YOUR THINK PAN.Once Terezi started hate-dating a juggalo stoner, Dirk's college friend group turned into a walking weed cloud.
Dirk doesn’t care, since pot never worked on him anyway.
But his crush on Karkat? That hits harder than any high ever could–
Until Dirk tries edibles for the first time.Bookmarked by TalksTooMuch
06 Jan 2025
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Dave’s new robot form has given him an inability to process emotions normally; but he does know what boredom is, and he will do anything to get rid of it.
Aradia, his new partner in crime, gives him a new outlet to cure his boredom; facing his past.
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04 Jan 2025