Techneti
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Kiss Thief by Techneti
Fandoms: Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
18 Jan 2026
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Yeah so Koops cheats on Koopie Koo with Ms. Mowz. Koops is…problematic media???
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"How are you happy?" by Techneti
Fandoms: Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2026
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I like to think Koopley and General White talked at some point during TTYD.
I also like to think General White would be absolutely dumbfounded by him.
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Paper Crump: Exalted Exile by Techneti
Fandoms: Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
07 Jan 2026
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Paper Crump: Exalted Exile sees our lord and not savior Crump embark on a journey to collect the Crystal Stars and take over the world. Joined by his computer companion Magnus and four hero— helpful individuals, will Lord Crump be able to prove his worth to Grodus? And should he?
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- Part 1 of The Crump Dump
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Factory Reset by Techneti
Fandoms: Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
25 Oct 2025
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Vivian and an amnesiac TEC discuss love and purpose.
Or,
My rewrite of TTYD's ending that keeps TEC's sacrifice(s) meaningful while still allowing players to return to the X-Naut Fortress, and why I think Vivian giving her sisters a second chance is interesting actually (it sucked in the original game though, lol).
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The Crystal Star Spirits by Techneti
Fandoms: Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
15 Oct 2025
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An AU of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that asks: "What if the Crystal Stars were characters like the Star Spirits?"
This work is just a summary of this AU concept if I'm being honest - I'm reposting this to AO3 so that everything's in one place and easily accessible. But maybe one day I'll write actual scenes for this, who knows.
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The Crump Dump by Techneti
Fandom Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
07 Jan 2026
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Your go-to place for everything related to my Lord Crump AU of TTYD. Here you'll find the main story (Paper Crump: Exalted Exile), the tattle log, a gameplay overview, and more!
And yes, the planning doc for this project as a whole is titled The Crump Dump. It's just too good of a name to go to waste.
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When Rudy is diagnosed with a brain tumor, Kris and Susie make it their mission to enter the Dark World inside Rudy's body and fight his illness.
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Bookmarked by Techneti
11 Feb 2026
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Turns out you can't just blow up a planet to make a space-faring species go extinct. Immediately after Samus' mission to ZDR, she finds out that some of the X Parasites survived, and there's no telling where they'll turn up next. And so, though her transformation into a metroid is far from fully halted, she sets out to do what she has always done: finish the mission.
But the X Parasites are not mindless monsters waiting to be gunned down by overwhelming firepower, and if they have their say, the situation will quickly turn into one that an arm cannon can't solve.
Bookmarked by Techneti
06 Dec 2025
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The X-Nauts are not silly or cute. They are, in fact, quite nasty...
...And if that sounds like something you firmly believe, these might well not be the right ficlets (or writer!) for you. But you're welcome to check them out anyway.
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Stork delivery to the X-Naut Fortress is commonplace enough to have a routine response protocol in place. This time, however, the response is anything but routine, and TEC-XX would really like to know why. It cannot solve this disruption without sufficient information, and the X-Nauts on the case are not offering it. How vexing.
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- Part 2 of No Rainbows, Lollipops, Meals or Sweets (Bad)
- Part 1 of Revenge of the Storks
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Lord Crump returns from a mission to find that nothing is ever going to be the same.
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- Part 2 of Revenge of the Storks
- Part 3 of No Rainbows, Lollipops, Meals or Sweets (Bad)