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    Tim rubs his hands together, hoping that they’ll stop shaking. He looks across the street at the most beautiful car in all of creation and sighs.

     

    Is it the absolute dumbest idea to celebrate the anniversary of Jason stealing the Batmobile’s tires by trying to steal them himself? Absolutely. Is Tim going to do it anyway? Hell yeah.

     

    or: An eleven-year-old Tim is obsessed with cars, like most kids his age, so he does the logical thing and steals the Batmobile's tires (and eventually the whole car). This leads Bruce through the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Adoption.

    This is my Febuwhump 2025 story. Let's go! 28 chapters of whump, hurt/comfort, fluff, a tiny bit of angst, and lots of humor. Every chapter is a different prompt. This story is heavier on the humor than the whump, but it definitely gets dark at times :)

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    11 Feb 2025

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    “All right,” said the humanoid of indeterminate species who entered Kelas's sickbay wearing full protective gear, “let’s get this over with. Are you the ship’s doctor?”

    “I am,” Kelas wrote on his PADD and showed it to him.

    “Oh, ah.” The figure stopped; with the face mask, it was hard to tell whether they were looking at him, but Kelas suspected they were. "You’re not Orion.”

    Kelas tensed. “I am Doctor Kelas Navaar of Orion.”

    “But — but you’re Cardassian. Wait — doctor — Kelas — oh my God. You’re Kelas Parmak.”

    Kelas froze in absolute terror.

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    10 Feb 2025

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    “You should get to know the Todd boy,” Mom had insisted. “You’re at the same school – I mean, it’s practically divine providence!”

    Tim wouldn’t go that far. He’s seen Jason around a few times since he started high school this year and he generally looks mulish and tired, not to mention a foot taller than him. The job his parents have given him tonight – becoming best friends with the second Wayne heir – seems somewhere between optimistic and impossible.

    He doesn’t say any of this to his parents, however. He’s no fool.

    Or: Tim and Jason meet at a gala. Tim can’t be lonely, even if he doesn’t have any friends at school, cause he’s always surrounded by people. There. Easy. Jason, on the other hand, isn’t just lonely – he’s the street rat in a sea of rich kids, and they make sure he never forgets it. Perhaps divine providence isn’t too inaccurate after all.

    Alternatively, the one where Jason gets cast in the school musical, Tim's trying to figure out why Robin's getting bullied, and Jack and Janet Drake are on the hunt. Trouble's afoot...

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    06 Feb 2025

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    Bruce collected safehouses like he collected children. It was a well-known fact among all the Robins that even before Dick, whenever Bruce went on a trip and saw any isolated piece of land for sale – a quaint, lonely cottage, a semi-removed log cabin, a beach house in the middle of nowhere - he would buy it on impulse and never touch it again.

    This safehouse was likely one of the ones long forgotten, Jason knew, and his assumption was only reinforced by the way the locals gawked and gathered to watch him peel onto the dirt road leading to the large farmstead on his motorbike.

     

    When Jason finally gets fed up of the crime lord life and the endless morality lectures, he doesn't snap and shoot Bruce like he's always wanted to. Instead, in a haze, he packs a duffel bag, puts his most trustworthy lieutenant in charge of the alley, and drives 2,470 miles to Arizona to hole up in the last place anyone would expect a city-born werewolf like him to go: a horse ranch.

    And somehow, instead of a safehouse, he finds a home.

    (A supernatural batfamily AU based on my sims game, where Jason moves to Red Roan Ranch and starts a new life)

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    03 Feb 2025

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    “Please Kon, pleaaaaaaaa–” Jon begged before getting smacked by a pillow.
    “For the last time, I won’t do it Jon! You and your little boyfriend can figure out another way to date each other.” Kon yelled stubbornly, rolling his eyes. “I’m not going to make my friends date that brat.”
    “Like you can talk!” Jon shouted back, shocking himself with his voice. “I just– I just really like Damian. Please.”
    Kon sighed at the puppy dog expression on Jon’s face. “Look, I get it. But I’m not going to set up anyone up with Tim. I doubt he'll be nice to the girls and I can guarantee that they won’t get along.”
    “Oh no,” Jon said. “Tim’s into guys, Kon. Not girls.”

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    A very loosely used "10 Things I Hate About You" AU

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    31 Jan 2025