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    The thing is, Alastor doesn't know if this plan was an onset of mania or genious, but he was going to see it through to the end. If nothing else, he plans to die a free soul, no more strings attached.

    Written right after s2e4 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes! Mentions of all the nasty things done by the Vees in the episode, so fair warning.

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    The thing is, Alastor has never lied when he said he's looking for new forms of entertainment, because even the chaos of Hell becomes boring after a while. So you can IMAGINE how bored he was after a full day of Vox's insipid blabbering and that unimpressive show he put on with Valentino in the evening. Time to stir the pot, as the kids say these days. He REALLY needs some entertainment as he waits for his plan to take effect, after all.

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    Lucifer sighs. “What do you want, Al?”

    The sinner chuckles. “A deal, of course.”

    “…I’m listening.”

    Lucifer doesn’t have to see Alastor’s face to know that the grin he wears is as threatening as it is enticing.

    “You can’t harm sinners,” Alastor says. It’s not a question.

    “No,” Lucifer admits, “I can’t.”

    “Then let me harm them for you.”

    Lucifer finds himself in a predicament. Alastor has a solution.

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    20 Nov 2025

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    “You seem in rather dire straits, Sire,” he comments.

    Lucifer huffs. “I’m fine, Bambi. Just… do me a favor and fuck off.”

    Alastor chuckles. “Mmm, no, I don’t think I will.”

    Lucifer finally looks up at him, irritated by the sinner’s stubbornness, and is surprised to find him covered in wounds and blood of his own. He blinks, suddenly concerned.

    “What… what happened to you?”

    Alastor and Lucifer both need someone to confide in after the week they’ve been through—they just didn’t expect that someone to be each other.

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    Vanellope finds a somehow-not-dead King Candybug trapped in Diet Cola Mountain and decides to give him a hand. King Candy thinks this is very foolish of her, but he'll take what he can get.

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