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    Istus. Pan. The Raven Queen. Each of them have their chosen ones among the Seven Birds.

    But unbeknownst to the crew, Davenport was also chosen to serve a god: one whose patronage he doesn't understand, one whose designs he will spend a lifetime grappling with.

    This is the story of Captain Davenport, unwilling emissary of the God of Pranks.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    In a heated duel at the height of a losing battle, Jaina casts a last-ditch portal. It's meant to send the Warchief to the center of Alliance command, where she can be subdued and put on trial for her crimes. Unfortunately the portal sends them to another plane entirely—where Jaina, stranded in unfamiliar wilderness and crippled by the magical backlash, finds herself dependent on the assistance of an experienced ranger.

    Mutual need allows them to hammer out a truce, but even that can't keep them from falling back into old habits; once through the shock, neither of them wants to rely on the other, and they're both quite willing to lie, double cross, or otherwise manipulate the other to achieve their own ends. The tentative ceasefire seems doomed to failure, until contact with the residents of this strange new planet makes it horrifyingly clear exactly what kind of civilization they have stumbled upon.

    Suddenly, everything has become simpler—and infinitely more complicated.

    (Or: An archmage and a banshee take it upon themselves to fix Gor by any means necessary.)

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    07 Jan 2026

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    “What if we just…sued Harumi,” Cole says. “Like, there’s gotta be some law that could work in our favor here.”

    “I don’t think the court would go for that,” Lloyd mutters. “Since they’re all morally corrupt frauds who hate us.”

    “Yeah! Down with the system!” Kai punches his fist in the air. 

    Post-Crystalized — after surviving apocalypse no. 2 (possibly 3, currently under debate) the ninja now face the unspeakable horrors of budgeting.

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    29 Aug 2024

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    To: [email protected]
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    I found this little guy on my desktop yesterday, messing around with some stuff. He emailed himself (???!) to you afterwards. A few times, actually; there was an orange one here before as well. Do you know anything about this? I swear I'm not making this up, and I really need someone to tell me my PC is not haunted by the ghost of every childhood scribble that didn't make it to the refrigerator or whatever. The mystery is driving me insane.

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    (aka a dumping ground for my headcanons, "holding Alan responsible for his actions: the fanfic", and a smidgen of pre-AvA6 au)

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    30 Jun 2024