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Ms. Rey Palpatine, poet and youngest-ever recipient of the T.S. Eliot Prize, leaves London for a holiday to finish writing her third book at her family's estate, which she has inherited upon the death of her grandfather, outside Marlborough. The caretaker of the estate, a man called only Ben, does not speak to her.
She embarks on a journey of discovering herself, her past, and the secrets the estate holds in its very stones and earth.
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Draining Malfoy’s Vault by AMPAudiobooks, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?
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OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.
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06 Jun 2025
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She’d been distracted reading through the latest draft of her policy reform while walking toward the end of the queue in the Ministry refectory when suddenly she was no longer going forward but sideways and down. She yelped, scrabbling to catch herself before realizing that a pair of strong hands had already arrested her motion and she was sitting.
“Mind where you’re going, Granger,” came a teasing drawl and she realized instantly that she’d found herself back on Draco’s lap.
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Or, the five times Hermione unintentionally sat on Draco's lap, and the one time she meant to.
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24 May 2025
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The war against the Dark Lord continues on, but Hermione is stuck at Grimmauld Place with the world's most annoying house guest.
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21 May 2025
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“Why,” Hermione groaned, feeling her face go white-hot. Of all days?
She trudged on, giving a tight smile and praying for the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Because this was just perfect, wasn’t it? They looked objectively cool, while she (a grown twenty-seven year old) was dressed like a princess in the middle of the fucking day. She supposed it could be worse –how? She didn’t know.
AKA: the one where Hermione Granger (whilst dressed as a princess) meets biker Draco Malfoy.
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