TheAngryUnicorn
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For over a year, Jeongguk has been slaving away at a seedy massage parlor, so when he gets robbed and subsequently rescued by a man who becomes his client for the night, he doesn't expect their paths to ever cross again.
Namjoon, however, turns out to be persistent in getting to know Jeongguk, who in turn might be less averse to his suitor than he expected.------
Jeongguk, stuck in the prostitution industry after being trafficked, with everything to lose and no way of escaping, meets Namjoon, a bumbling accountant who simply refuses to give up on a future together.
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When Hoseok gets stabbed in front of Yoongi's eyes on a night out in Itaewon, begging their vampire friend Seokjin to turn him and that way save Hoseok's life is mostly an impulsive decision.
But Yoongi soon learns what it means to tend to his newly vampiristic boyfriend's needs - by giving him his blood and his body...
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Love & smut and a lotta bit of blood <3
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Having finally worked out their shit Yoongi and Hoseok embark on the journey of a new relationship, navigating the trials and tribulations of being lovers, buddies, idols and soulmates.
The sequel to BTSK that at least three people asked for :D
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- Part 2 of Hebaragi (Boys with Love)
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After a stressful week lonely virgin Hoseok decides to finally bite the bullet and orders himself some sex toys online to at least get some solo action. Easy, right? Well, not exactly, because his mail accidentally gets mixed up and it's Hoseok's unfairly hot, new neighbor who opens it. The neighbor Hoseok has been secretly pining after for the past three months...
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It's always Sunny in California by TheAngryUnicorn for GiantBat
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Sep 2023
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It's Namjoon's second day and first morning in L.A. and he's sitting at a Starbucks close to his apartment complex, busy fighting off the mother of all jet lags with a Chocolate Cookie Crumble Crème Frappuccino when he spots him.
The guy walks in with the confidence of an international superstar, pushing up his sunglasses to rest on top of his curly hair.
He's Asian and Namjoon is almost 100 % certain he's Korean too, but damn, he's never seen a Korean dressed like this in his whole life.Because the guy - slender and delicate with slim arms and legs - is wearing a dress.
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Upon moving from Seoul to L.A. to work as a music producer in Koreatown Kim Namjoon, fresh out of college and confidently straight, meets Jung Hoseok, a crossdressing choreographer from his home country - an encounter that turns his whole world on its head.
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Author's note: this story is currently paused (as of 2025), but it can be read as a complete work as I left off on a high note :D
I marked it as complete, but there's a chance I'll come back to it at some point.
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"Jimin", Yoongi says, turning over the small, orange bath bomb in his hands with interest, "Jimin, this looks like a tangerine."
Today marks an year since they started this friends with benefits thing- not that Jimin has been keeping track, of course- but maybe he has splurged on a bottle of red, and scattered rose petals in the bathtub. It doesn't mean anything, haha. He is obviously smart enough not to catch feelings for someone as imperturbable, as intimidating as..
"Jimin", Yoongi mumbles, his voice sounding more and more like a man waging a losing battle against his intrusive thoughts, "I bet this tastes like vitamins. I.. I think I'm gonna lick it."
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06 Nov 2022
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In the awful, 1980s, summer heat, Hoseok finally gets the courage to go after his dream. He takes a summer job in an amusement park to pay for his dance course after the season ends.
Yoongi has been working there for two years already and cannot bear that Hoseok is not a fan of the current music.
They clash and crash but never burn.
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06 Nov 2022
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"Ah! Feels so good, Minnie", he gasps, throwing his arms over his eyes, and Jimin smirks. He knew his baby would be so sensitive, so easily overwhelmed.
"Yes? You like me fucking you with my cock?", he teases, snapping his hips harder, making Taehyung choke on a sob.
"Yes, yes Minnie! Love it, you’re fucking me so good… a-ah!"Jimin is a very normal omega, with very special sexual preferences. Add alpha Taehyung who is nothing more than a willing student and what you get is a very happy couple.
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13 Jan 2022
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He doesn’t let up, his hands getting even firmer, heels of his palms digging into Yoongi’s skin. Yoongi controls his breathing forcefully, but Hoseok can see through him anyway.
And this is exactly why Yoongi doesn’t do massages.
Yoongi closes his eyes, doesn’t want to see the little smirk on Hoseok’s face. It’s stupid. This lack of self control. When Hoseok kneads the junction between his neck and shoulder, he can’t help the blood rushing between his legs. Just can’t help it.
Translations: Vietnamese, Spanish, Russian, and Portoguese on wattpad and on ao3, and Polish <3
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- Part 5 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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06 Jan 2022
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You're One in a Melon by deepslowpanic for TroublesomeTimes
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 Oct 2021
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Meet your life partner on our new dating app, Farmers Only. The only app where farmers can bond over their love of agriculture, environmentally friendly pesticide, and each other. Sign up today to find the love of your life!
Yoongi looks up from the app to blink at Seokjin, who has a triumphant gleam in his eye. "What the fuck did you download on my phone?”
Seokjin shrugs. "You always said you wanted to be a big, strong, working man's hoe."
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Unlucky in love, Yoongi is skeptical when Seokjin makes him a profile on a dating app for farmers. Hungover the next morning, he realizes he drunkenly sexted an unreasonably attractive melon farmer, and deletes the app out of shame. It's not like they'll ever come across each other in real life, right?
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