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   Technoblade’s Entirely Average Babysitting Gig by opheliabloo

   Fandoms: Dream SMP  

   • General Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   20 May 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson
   • Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Technoblade & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wilbur Soot & Technoblade
   • Clay | Dream & Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wilbur Soot
   • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
   • GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Kristin Rosales Watson
   • Niki | Nihachu
   • Jack Manifold
   • Darryl Noveschosch
   • Zack Ahmed
   • Dark SBI
   • Dark Comedy
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Found Family but they’re a little fucked up it’s okay
   • completely normal dude techno vs. Evil 3/4 SBI FIGHT
   • Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Winged TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Winged Wilbur Soot
   • Human Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • that’s a real tag? fucking lmao
   • Evil TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Evil Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Evil Wilbur Soot
   • Money-Hungry Technoblade (Video Bloggimg RPF)
   • i made that one up hee hee
   • TommyInnit is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wilbur Soot is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Phil Watson is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Comfort No Hurt
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
   • Sleepy Bois Inc as Found Family

   Summary

   “Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
   Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.

   \\

   or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Bookmarked by TheCatsPants

   17 Jul 2022

   Bookmarker's Tags:

   • mcyt
   • sbi
   • bedrock boys
   • emerald duo
   • Complete
   • Crack
   • Yes
   • Yes yes
   • Dark
   • Dark Comedy
   • messed up
   • Fav
   • Reread
   • Hybrids
   • Evil
   • menaces
   • adams family vibes

   Bookmarker's Notes

   https://archiveofourown.org/works/37672720/chapters/97853121#main
   Technoblade’s Entirely Average Babysitting Gig - Opheliaboo

   My absolute fav type of serious crack fic. Love it so much