TheExpertProcrastinator
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Couch by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
24 Apr 2025
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At a bar, Anakin explains the injustice of Padme's punishment to Obi-Wan after he accidentally teaches baby Luke a bad word.
That's it. That's the story.
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There Is No Light Without The Dark by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jul 2023
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Dooku creates his most manipulative and terrible plan yet, and when Anakin and Obi-Wan are finally reunited with Ahsoka, they must face the fact that in order to save the girl they love, they will have to fight her.
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Jamie had always convinced himself that his father showed his love through bruises, through blood and tears and pain.
But then he became part of a team. He had friends. Family. And with that came the realization that his father never really loved him at all.
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Jamie's father shows up at his flat unexpectedly, and brings with him trauma and pain that Jamie has fought for far too long to keep buried.
He's not sure how much longer he can fight for.
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The Consequences of Not Reading Carefully by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Mar 2023
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After weeks of being held captive by Jabba and forced to fight in an arena for his amusement, Luke is called before the Hutt.
Jabba reveals that he has captured not only Luke, but all of his friends as well, and he plans to collect their bounties from Vader.
Unfortunately for Jabba, he didn't read Luke's bounty very carefully. Specifically not the "unharmed" part.
Vader is royally pissed at what Jabba has done to his son. And everyone in the galaxy knows what Vader does when he's angry.
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- Part 8 of Star Wars One-Shots
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Just One More Step by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Dec 2022
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Ahsoka knows the gravity of the situation. She knows what this last step means, what she will lose by moving forward.
She also knows that she has to do this. The Jedi order betrayed her, treated her like a criminal, ignored the years she had spent risking her life in defense of the Republic.
But she is frozen in place on this last step, feeling her master's gaze on her back, fighting between losing her whole world and doing what she thought was right.
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- Part 2 of Star Wars One-Shots
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Star Wars One-Shots by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Mar 2023
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The One Where Qui-Gon Turns To The Dark Side by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Jul 2023
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Kill Box by Ranni for MillyVeil
Fandoms: Avengers, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jun 2019
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In this high tech, WiFi kind of world the villains have taken the lazy route and just electrified the floor. They don’t even have the decency to be present to leer and threaten while they torture; it’s probably all done by a dude sitting in chair, watching a monitor and mashing a button while he munches morosely on a donut.
The bad guys also had better names for things like this back in the old days. Bottle dungeon. Oubliette.
Clint just calls it the kill box.
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Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
19 Oct 2025
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Gi-hun wants answers. In-ho has new blood on his hands. Jun-ho is a father.
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- Part 4 of there's a quiet between gunshots
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
19 Jul 2025
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Before In-ho can put an end to the rebellion, his plans are disrupted by Gi-hun, who somehow storms into his headquarters and pulls a gun to his head. As Gi-hun takes him hostage, he realizes they have company. Jun-ho’s team had finally made it.
Secrets unravel and truths come to light. Gi-hun is forced to decide whether In-ho is worth saving, while Jun-ho doubts he’s even worth keeping.
Or, Gi-hun takes In-ho as hostage and does whatever it takes to break him. Additionally, Jun-ho’s team somehow finds its way into the games.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
02 Jul 2025
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And unlike Jun-ho – who would carry a scar, a memory, a piece of him, literal and otherwise – In-ho would be left with nothing.
After In-ho pulled the trigger, he told himself that Jun-ho would live. That the scar would be enough. That the kidney would be enough. Because if In-ho died, Jun-ho would still have something.
But if Jun-ho died.. what would In-ho have left?A year later, Jun-ho wakes alone. Now all that remains is the scar left by the man wearing his brother’s face. And someone else’s kidney.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
14 Jun 2025
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“I told you I’d hurt anyone who hurt you.”
Or: how Jun-ho woke from a coma to find that his brother kept his promise – and paid the price for it.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
14 Jun 2025