TheMagicalFloof



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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    when montreal is pitted against boston once again, cliff marleau finds himself knocking at shane hollander’s hotel room door with an apology for laying him out last time their teams met. only, hayden pike opens the door with a scowl on his face.

    (my dear reader, smut does, in fact, ensue.)

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Pls update ;-;

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    Ilya always refuses to admit he's feeling little, but Shane knows every time- and he also knows how to help.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Montreal comes into Ottawa looking for blood.

    They get a rookie with a mouth on him instead.

    It’s supposed to be just another tight, physical game against the Voyageurs. Hard checks, ugly chirps, Rozanov bleeding a little for dramatic effect, the usual. Shane thinks he’s prepared. Ilya is, as always, one mildly illegal hit away from throwing hands. Bood is having the time of his life.

    No one, however, is prepared for Luca Haas.

    Nineteen. Polite. Painfully earnest. Carries art supplies in his backpack. Has never had an on-ice fight.

    Until he does.

    A story about rivalry, locker room insanity, rookie feral awakenings, and the exact moment Ottawa realizes their baby has teeth.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    In the span of six months, Shane and Ilya adopt a toddler and accidentally take in their rookie.
    Luca was supposed to stay “just until he found a place.”
    Then Rina handed him a crayon and asked him to draw her as a superhero.
    Now the fridge is covered in art, the house is never quiet, and nobody’s really sure when “temporary” turned into family.

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    09 Mar 2026