TheOneWithTheObsessions



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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.

    The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.

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    25 Feb 2018

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    Probably the best Fic i have ever read

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    May or may not add to it, but stands on its own.
    Do pay attention to the notes and warnings, folks. It's not an easy, fluffy tale; but there's hope too.

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    19 Nov 2017

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    Loki runs a bookshop, because he likes books. Unfortunately, he only found out he didn't like people once he'd had the grand opening. Now he spends a lot of time sulking, talking to his cat, not talking to his housemate, and sulking. Then one day, the shop bell rings and despite himself, it all changes.

    Notting Hill/Avengers/Thor fusion. Mundane AU in which Steve is still a big dude but mostly he's an architect, Natasha is a security consultant, and Thor is a Viking accountant.

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    04 Jul 2014

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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them. The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

    Archived Author's Notes:
    I was watching the Chamber of Secrets movie several years back when the scene in question began to play...and immediately I wanted to know what would happen if the wand had done what it was supposed to do. The answer got very complicated, very, *very* quickly.

    Blame Edgar Allan Poe for the title.

    Beta work by Norcumi and Mrs_Stanley. Brit Spellcheck will be performed...soon.

    *I use the first 7 books and the Tales of Beedle the Bard as canon, but there are moments from the films used because they left me with fun things to play with.

    I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.

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    23 Sep 2017

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    19 Jan 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YES. READ THE THING.