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Promises by TheRatatata
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024)
13 Mar 2025
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Dearest, darlingest Elphaba,
How many years has it been since we’ve seen each other last? I’ve mourned you longer than I’ve known you, that brief period of my life, when we were in school together.
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Glinda writes Elphaba a letter, years after Elphaba dies.
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A Beginner's Guide to Pleasuring Your Girlfriend by dearsen
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
22 Nov 2025
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"You okay, jagiya?" Zoey asked. "You're all—" She gestured her hand at Rumi's form. "Glowy... you know?"
Rumi looked down at herself and sure enough, faint pink lines were pulsing softly beneath the fabric of her hoodie.
She yanked the blanket higher, her cheeks burning. “I—yeah. I’m fine. Just… thinking.”
Mira set her book aside completely, giving Rumi her full attention. She reached over—slow enough that Rumi could pull away if she wanted—and tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear. “Don’t think I haven’t caught you staring at us like we’re some math problem for the last twenty minutes, Ru.”
Rumi’s mouth opened. Closed. Then opened again.
The words stuck in her throat like thorns.
I’m scared that I’ll be bad at this. I’m scared that you’ll get tired of having to do everything. I’m scared that because I’ve never done anything like this before, you’re going to be disappointed in me…
She squeezed her eyes shut before blurting out in one breath—
“I don’t know how to make you come—!”
Silence.
Rumi wanted to die.
Or, Rumi doesn't know how to pleasure her girlfriends, so she gets a hands-on lesson.
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- Part 1 of Polytrix Smut Oneshots
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26 Nov 2025
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“So remember this, jagiya. If someone won’t peel an orange for you, they don’t love you the way you deserve.”
Rumi blinked slowly, the lesson already sinking into a part of her heart she didn’t yet understand. “But you and Dad both peel them for me.”
Mi-yeong’s voice softened even more. “That’s because we both love you.”
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5 times Rumi gets an orange peeled for her and the one time she peels the orange.
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24 Oct 2025
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Five Times Rumi Was Hit By a Bus (and one time where she is hit again, just for good measure) by tenderlumberjack
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
25 Sep 2025
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Rumi had learned a long time ago that her body was… more resilient than the average human. She wasn't invincible. Her body still bent and broke and popped and bled in an irritatingly human way sometimes. However she tended to heal at a supernatural rate. A broken arm healed in a matter of minutes. A gash closed over in a handful of seconds. The honmoon helped to speed up the healing of its hunters, but not to this level. Not to this extreme.
Still, the first time Rumi gets hit by a bus she is immensely grateful that 1) it is her and not one of her girls that was hit, 2) her demon healing has already started to repair her snapped spine as she careens through the air and 3) that Zoey and Mira are still in the alley way and won't have to watch this happen.
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- Part 1 of Polytrix Palate Cleansers
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Celine doesn’t know how to raise a child, let alone a half-demon one. She’s crap at warmth, worse at intimacy, and too often harsh with Rumi. But she knows how to cook, and she’s determined to shield Rumi and the other Huntrix girls from the idol industry’s coercive diet culture. She might not know how to love the way she should—but she can make sure her girls eat.
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11 Sep 2025
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Oh, god, she was going to die. The brick would be stuck up there forever, and Rumi would get an infection and it would spread to her brain and she would die, all because Celine hadn’t—
Why, why was she so bad at everything?
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Alternatively: navigating single-motherhood as the world's only remaining Hunter isn't easy, but Celine does her best. (She just wishes her best were good enough.)
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26 Aug 2025