TheRealZachVarmitech
Fandoms
- Wild Kratts (1)
- WordGirl (Cartoon) (1)
- Cookie Run (Video Game) (1)
Recent works
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“Oh, hi, kids! Dr. Boxleitner is no more...” by TheRealZachVarmitech
Fandoms: WordGirl (Cartoon)
15 Aug 2026
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I just finished crying my eyes out in the shower and I need someone to project this onto because I totally didn't pretend I was Dr. Two-Brains while crying in an attempt to distract myself and I totally didn't think about his problems as if they were mine and I DEFINITELY don't act like one of my many favorite characters when I break down so my sobbing feels justified because all my favorite characters are traumatized in some way
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This has been marinating in my notes app since March of last year when I was kind of into CRK. I stayed only for Licorice Cookie but I left bc I lost interest. Posted it here for shits and giggles
Also watch out for an unrealistic panic attack and just ooc behavior I'm sure, again this is old and I haven't touched or edited this whatsoever, and don't ask why RVC, CWB, and Chiffon can't see in the dark even though they probably should be able to
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First fic ever chat.... Watch me disappear for 82 years after posting a single fic also the rating is only teen and up because there's fentanyl mentioned. I might change it tho
Recent bookmarks
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Red Chrysanthemums (NaruMitsu/WrightWorth) by catsoupcat
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
26 Jul 2024
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Miles Edgeworth wants nothing to do with Phoenix Wright and yet, he can't seem to get away.
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Chris knew what he was about to do would hurt his brother and friends, but it needed to be done.
He couldn't turn back, not now and possibly not ever.
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The Hazbin Adventures of God by NoctisVonReturnsis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Adventures of God - Matteo "Teo" Ferrazzi & Corey Jay (Webcomic)
04 Nov 2025
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God should have just finished his tv show...
Bookmarked by TheRealZachVarmitech
24 Aug 2026
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Need to live to see the only AoG fic that isn't smut