TheRedPoet
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Twenty-eight days. Twenty-eight smutty one-shots. That's the idea, anyhow!
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A Flash of Brilliance by TheRedPoet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Oct 2025
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Gideon needs to practise with the rapier. Both Nona and Harrow agree on that part. How to get her to do it, though... there are differing opinions on that one, and Nona has a brilliant idea that just might work.
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As with most of the significant events of the world, and Weiss’ own life, it had started off as something small and innocuous. And as with most of those events ever since she’d come to Beacon, it had all been Yang’s fault.
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Jinx's kidnapping attempt of Caitlyn ends up going really badly. Or really well. All a matter of perspective, really.
Ooor... the story wherein Caitlyn discovers putting the top in Topsider and does good enough a job to turn Jinx away from the dark side.
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On a Razor's Edge by TheRedPoet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Oct 2024
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Duchess Dulcinea Septimus offers to give Gideon a haircut. Gideon tries not to melt. Dulcinea tries not to remember.
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Fics for which dustyoldcrow bears the blame by TheRedPoet
Fandom The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
18 Nov 2022
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Wiccan Wizard by TheRedPoet
Fandom Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
18 Aug 2013
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“Okay so…don’t freak out.” Camila sets her down next to Beatrice’s and then pulls out her phone and starts tapping through it. Beatrice watches the sunflower keychain she has hanging from the case jangle around with each swipe of her finger. “Now, Lilith told me your situation. You need a fake girlfriend.”
Beatrice gets up. “Not another dating app, Camila. I can't…”
“No,” Lilith’s hands are on her shoulders, keeping her in place. “It’s not that.”
Camila makes a face, a wince, like it’s somehow worse than her nightmarish stint on eHarmony. “This feels vaguely familiar to when I was told I’d be taking some time away from home and ended up in a catholic boarding school.”
“Well,” Camila stops searching through her phone, apparently finding what she needed. “It’s nothing like that at all, but it might be equally as jarring. I had to break through like three security firewalls just to access this site.” She turns her phone around then for Beatrice to see the website she’s pulled up.
CAT’S CRADLE - ESCORT SERVICE
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18 Jan 2024
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Fucking amazing. Should be a novel. Would purchase.
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For Reasons Wretched and Divine by imalwaysstraight
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Oct 2023
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When Harrow finds that Nav, that absolute ingrate, has managed to sneak yet another pornographic magazine into a Ninth rations shipment, she decides to teach her a lesson. Again.
She doesn't expect that this time, Gideon will like it.
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15 Oct 2023
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good things, small packages by prettyaveragewhiteshark
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Feb 2021
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As members of the Ninth house, Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus have never met children before. When they start working with the Blood of Eden, that changes.
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This is a prompt fill for one of the SFW Locked Tomb prompts, linked here: https://lockedtombprompts.dreamwidth.org/365.html#comments
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01 Aug 2023
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Sing the Dark Alive by Misericorde
Fandoms: The Glory (TV 2022), The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
16 Jul 2023
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Many years ago, there had been whispers about a promising second son from the Jade Court of vampires, destined for greater heights, throwing it all away for a mortal woman. It had been the stuff of legend, a tale as old as time.
And according to legend, members of the Jade Court could steal your breath right out from your lungs.
The lover’s kiss, Dongeun’s teacher had called it.
Ha Doyeong would either be Yeonjin’s steadfast white knight, or the pinnacle of her ruin.
[AU: Moon Dongeun is a White Council wizard. Her quest for vengeance hasn’t changed. But Ha Doyeong is a Jade Court vampire. That’s… a complication.]
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06 Jul 2023
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just to know you're alive by pigeonmom
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
06 Jan 2024
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“You could take up a lover.”
In a blink, Caitlyn’s eyes blow wide. And wider. Her wife didn’t really say that, did she. She couldn’t. Caitlyn must have misheard.
“What?”
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A year and a half after the accident that changed both their lives, Caitlyn and her wife face the fact that things might never go back to the way they used to be.- Language:
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06 May 2023