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    The soul of a sickly shut in slams into the destined scum villain of the popular web-series Proud Immortal Demon's Way. Will they let this ruin their life? Absolutely not! Follow along with the soul fusion as he embarks on the laborious task of fixing the shit plotline Great God Airplane created.

    Look at these flushed out characters and previously unknown backstories! Such depth!

    Wait... why is there so much cutsleevedness going on? Why are boys trying to kiss him?

    Why does he keep dying!?

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Tobirama drops heavily - one knee to the floor, then the other, Madara’s hands on his shoulders and the moonlight cutting across his face. As few times as Madara has seen Tobirama like this, he’s watched him wear that same expression on every instance - faintly belligerent, a crease between his brows and a pull at the corner of his severe mouth.

    Awful. Lovely. Awful for how lovely he finds it, and how incredulously anyone else would laugh at Uchiha Madara declaring the white demon’s face beautiful.

     

    Two shinobi stagger their way through an undefined relationship and accidental kink over three turns of the seasons. Tobirama attempts to keep it scientific.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Madara paused for half a breath. “We’ve got a lot of scenes together this season.”

    “More than usual,” Tobirama admitted. It came out like a confession and a warning.

    The host gasped. “Oh my god. Oh my god. I knew it. People are going to freak. I saw the leaked still from episode two? Where Raiden is holding Taira’s arm?”

    Tobirama blinked, expression flat. “He was helping me off the ground. I’d been stabbed.”

    “Yes,” she said, eyes gleaming. “It was so tender.”

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    The actor au no one asked for, and a love letter to fandom all in one.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    Where the loss of ignorance is more valuable than the knowledge gained, and Edward figures out the source of alchemy a lot sooner than before.

    "Edward has cockroaches under his skin and leeches in his veins. He's vibrating and bursting and his body is too small, too big, doesn't fit quite right. He needs Al to know - needs to tell someone, anyone, but he will cut out his own tongue before he burdens anyone else with this knowledge."

    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    01 Oct 2025

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    Wei Wuxian plays the flute. Someone in Wei Wuxian's apartment complex plays violin. Sometimes, they play the flute and the violin together, and it's... nice. It's really nice. It's sort of the nicest thing going on in his life right now, honestly.

    It's like the poets say: Music is love in search of a word.

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    12 Sep 2025