TheUltimateSandwich

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    One cannot define grief as a solid entity; It shifts and changes like the tide, rising and falling, waxing and waning. Its unexpectedness rips off a layer of one's life like a band-aid, and an exposed underbelly is never pretty. J is no exception.

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    Micro updates with syntax fixes, illustrations for chapter 6 are up :)

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    28 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    In the aftermath of the portal's destruction, Fiddleford and Stanford have to figure out how to move on with life. Together. Now Fiddleford just has to decide out how much he's willing to lie in order to keep Stanford safe.

    Ft. Aromantic Ford trying to figure his shit out
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    A series of one shots following Where Paths Diverge in my Portal Stanley AU

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    04 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    Stanley would do anything to help his brother. When the tables are turned, would Ford do the same? Who is the Stanley that survives thirty years in the multi-verse? Who is the Stanford that pulls away from the dangers of the portal and settles into a home? Betrayal, forgiveness and reconciliation come in many forms, not one of them is ever simple.
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    A Reverse Portal AU where Stanley goes through the portal instead of Stanford.

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    23 Dec 2024

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    “You ain’t real,” Stan muttered. He didn’t speak loudly, knowing Ford was just in the next room. “I killed you.”
    “You did, did you?” the voice asked, and then it laughed again. Stan clenched his teeth. “You did, and I must say that was a impressive switcheroo you made!” It giggled again. “I’d commend you if I wasn’t so ANGRY.”

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    Sailing the seas in search of adventure, beaches, babes and international treasures is all well and good in theory. But the Stan'O'War II has an uninvited guest tagging along inside Stan Pines' mind.

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    08 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Patton and Roman swap clothes with Logan and Virgil as a joke...it doesn't go so well. Especially, when Bowceit get's them all mixed up and kidnaps the Sarcastic Bros instead. Now it's up to Prince Roman and Patton to save the day!

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    23 Feb 2024