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    ADITLOF Official Server: Tupperbox Tomfoolery

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  1. Rec 12

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    She stared at me with that unchanging stoic expression, and suddenly everyone else was looking at me expectantly as well - again. This was something I'd have to get used to as a manager, wasn't it? It was still an oppressive sensation.

    <Right. Okay. Uh... I... hereby confirm today's close of business for the Sinners?>

    Various disconnected (but chronologically arranged) short scenes I've written centering on Dante - mostly, them adjusting to various parts of their new life. Also being kind of a doofus, as in canon, of course

    Marked incomplete because I will add any scenes I write in the future!

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Contrary to popular opinion, being a phantom thief does not pay well.

    Shadows leave nothing behind, and the palace’s treasures barely cover the gear his team needs to stay alive. Left with no other options, Akira must turn to the real world for a solution, or more specifically: he starts secretly crossdressing at a Maid Cafe.

    It’s hard keeping all the different aspects of his life separate, but Akira is determined to make it work.

    That is, until a certain detective finds his new place of employment.

    AKA: how being broke, getting hired as a maid, and living two universes to the left of canon changes everything.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    crack treated seriously? no, crack Turned serious

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    “Remember to pay attention to the bouquet's meaning, Aki. You don’t want people receiving a message you don’t mean.”
     
    The boy looks up with a grin. “No lobelias, got it!”
     
    His father laughs. "No lobelias."
     
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    Ten years later and Akira stands dumbfounded in front of a pot of lobelias.
     
    “For me?” He repeats what he has heard just now.
     
    Akechi gives him a smile that betrays no emotion. “I wanted to give my thanks for your help the other day. Consider it a token of my affection, yes?"
     
    Bullshit.

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    Or: Two boys who keep too many secrets from each other find that flowers are much better at talking.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    After a falling out with his parents regarding his future, Ren Amamiya enrolls in a culinary arts academy in the United States.

    There, miles across the sea, he has a chance encounter with Goro Akechi, who’d left him with a single glove and the memory of a bitterly cold winter evening.

    …He also learns that Akechi really can’t cook to save his life, nor can he afford takeout at the moment.

    Ren, eager to prove himself beyond curry and coffee, needs a harsh critic in order to hone his culinary skills. Someone who won’t just nod politely and choke down whatever’s on the plate.

    So, they strike up another deal.
    Ren will prepare a new dish each time they meet. Akechi will taste it, and give his verdict.
    If Ren can get Akechi to rank any meal an honest ten out of ten, then that means he’s succeeded.

    It’s a simple deal. And nothing could possibly complicate things.

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    04 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 20

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    “I’m not seeing anyone,” Ren agreed, “I haven’t decided who I want to be like that with yet.”

    Ryuji gaped at him. “Decided!? There’s more than one!?” He groaned at the returned nod, “Aww, man… here I am complaining and you’re just swimmin’ in dates!”

    “More importantly, who?” Morgana demanded.

    Ren sat up now that the weight was off of his back, looking down at his audience of two with amusement.

    He didn’t like to seem ungrateful by saying these things sort of just fell into his lap, but he wasn’t sure how else to describe them. He knew he was decently attractive, and Morgana had been working his ass overtime to make him more outgoing and charismatic for the benefit of the team. He guessed Morgana just didn’t realize how well that had paid off.

    “You know most of them,” Ren clued. When the two blinked at him vacantly he added, “A lot of them are your teammates.”

    A collection of connected one-offs, sort of 5+1(ish), of Amamiya Ren's romantic encounters with all of the other Phantom Thieves. Because he just has that much chemistry with literally all of them.

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    22 Aug 2025