Recent works
-
hey beautiful :) by TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
Unknown Number: hey beautiful :)
Baz: You have the wrong number. -
Knit Wits by monbons, TheWholeLemon for RimesWithPurple
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
When Baz picks up a birthday present for Mordelia at Knit Wits, his local specialty yarn shop, he ends up picking up much more than he bargained for.
-
Soap Operetta by TheWholeLemon for martsonmars
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Operetta is a form of theatre and a genre of light opera....It is lighter than opera in terms of its music, orchestral size, and length of the work. Apart from its shorter length, the operetta is usually of a light and amusing character. The subject matter may portray "lovers' spats, mistaken identities, sudden reversals of fortune, and glittering parties." It sometimes also includes satirical commentaries.
In other words, Simon goes to work at Now Next Industries.
-
The Dialectic of Strength and Pleasure Throughout the Ages: Why You Should Have Sex With Me Without Your Cage On by TheWholeLemon for facewithoutheart
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
08 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
The first time Gale suggested it, January was immediately opposed—his exact words were, “No way in hell.” But Gale’s nothing if not persistent.
-
Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other by TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
Or, Six Times Simon Said "Hey," and One Time He Didn't
Recent series
-
vroom vroom-verse by cutestkillastrations (cutekilla), facewithoutheart, TheWholeLemon
Fandom Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Oct 2024
- Words:
- 2,476
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 10
Recent bookmarks
-
Straight to Video by cutekilla for TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
“Those things will kill you,” Baz growled after him, but the door had already closed. Not that it mattered, since what Baz really meant was “I’ll kill you” and Dev certainly knew that already given the particular video shop patron he’d just dumped in Baz’s lap. The one and only (unfairly attractive) customer Baz had demanded he never be made to serve at all.
Not because this customer was a heathen who never rewound, or a meathead who only rented terrible movies, though Baz was nearly certain after several weeks of careful monitoring that he was both of these things. The actual problem was the way this boy’s broad shoulders looked in the uniform (a slightly too small white dress shirt with a green bowtie) he wore to his job working at the Safeway down at the other end of the Watford Retail Park. Maybe his adorable freckles were part of it, too. And that little hollow right above his shirt collar where his jaw met his throat. And the way his arse looked in his cheap polyester work trousers. And—
Okay no, actually, the problem was that Baz was completely gay.
Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
31 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
90s historical au featuring obsolete media, obscure references, inept flirting, and the sexiest, most adorable sad/angry boys. i could not possibly rec this fic more.
-
Tags
Summary
Simon is set to inherit The Dragon's Den from his father when Davy moves back to Wales, and he doesn't really know how he feels about it. He likes his customers (and his sexy, awkward coworker), but he doesn't know if this is what he's meant to do.
Baz has taken a job in the shop to piss his father off, who wishes he would use his business degree for something other than selling sex toys on the night shift. The biggest issue with the situation is that Baz is desperately attracted to his coworker (and future boss), who is really, really good at making recommendations to the customers.Day 28 Dec 22 Red
Series
- Part 28 of liv's COC 2025
-
right in the wrong way (but i'm still a little right) by morganalegay
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
The holiday season at WMAC means more stray dogs, and more stray dogs means fewer open kennels. There's only one obvious solution. Simon, the kennels manager (and the sole employee licensed to drive a commercial vehicle), has a job to do: transporting eleven dogs to California with animal behavior manager Baz Pitch as his copilot. Will they survive the drive across state lines, or will they spend the whole time fighting like cats and dogs? (Sorry)
or: the municipal animal shelter AU that literally nobody asked for
Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
16 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Animal shelter get together. Such a good interpretation of canon!
-
For All Intents and Purposes by ErzbethLuna, hushed_chorus
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Simon has always been protective of Baz, but life gets a bit trickier when that urge is suddenly accompanied by odd hoarding behaviour and spitting fire. Once the pair discover Simon has dragon heritage, they decide to seek out guidance from the only dragon they know – Margaret.
And if they’re going to America anyway, why not make a road trip of it?
Cue monster boyfriends in love, dragony chaos, inventive spellwork and Simon finally getting the road trip of his dreams (with a little bit of adventure along the way).
Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
16 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Simon figuring out his half dragon news and s redemptive road trip.
-
[Podfic] Your Love Writ Large Across Your Face by lark_ral for facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
05 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Simon likes Baz with a moustache, even when he doesn’t want to.
(Extremely convincing art included)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 1
- Hits:
- 150
Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
05 Dec 2025

