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  1. Rec 26

    Straight to Video by for TheWholeLemon

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    30 Oct 2025

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    “Those things will kill you,” Baz growled after him, but the door had already closed. Not that it mattered, since what Baz really meant was “I’ll kill you” and Dev certainly knew that already given the particular video shop patron he’d just dumped in Baz’s lap. The one and only (unfairly attractive) customer Baz had demanded he never be made to serve at all.

    Not because this customer was a heathen who never rewound, or a meathead who only rented terrible movies, though Baz was nearly certain after several weeks of careful monitoring that he was both of these things. The actual problem was the way this boy’s broad shoulders looked in the uniform (a slightly too small white dress shirt with a green bowtie) he wore to his job working at the Safeway down at the other end of the Watford Retail Park. Maybe his adorable freckles were part of it, too. And that little hollow right above his shirt collar where his jaw met his throat. And the way his arse looked in his cheap polyester work trousers. And—

    Okay no, actually, the problem was that Baz was completely gay.

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    31 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    90s historical au featuring obsolete media, obscure references, inept flirting, and the sexiest, most adorable sad/angry boys. i could not possibly rec this fic more.

  2. Rec 7

    the dragon's den by

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    22 Dec 2025

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    Simon is set to inherit The Dragon's Den from his father when Davy moves back to Wales, and he doesn't really know how he feels about it. He likes his customers (and his sexy, awkward coworker), but he doesn't know if this is what he's meant to do.
    Baz has taken a job in the shop to piss his father off, who wishes he would use his business degree for something other than selling sex toys on the night shift. The biggest issue with the situation is that Baz is desperately attracted to his coworker (and future boss), who is really, really good at making recommendations to the customers.

    Day 28 Dec 22 Red

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    17 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sex shop, Excalibur in the arse

  3. Public Bookmark 8

    right in the wrong way (but i'm still a little right) by

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    01 Jan 2026

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    The holiday season at WMAC means more stray dogs, and more stray dogs means fewer open kennels. There's only one obvious solution. Simon, the kennels manager (and the sole employee licensed to drive a commercial vehicle), has a job to do: transporting eleven dogs to California with animal behavior manager Baz Pitch as his copilot. Will they survive the drive across state lines, or will they spend the whole time fighting like cats and dogs? (Sorry)

    or: the municipal animal shelter AU that literally nobody asked for

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    16 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Animal shelter get together. Such a good interpretation of canon!

  4. Rec 59

    For All Intents and Purposes by ,

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    26 Dec 2025

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    Simon has always been protective of Baz, but life gets a bit trickier when that urge is suddenly accompanied by odd hoarding behaviour and spitting fire. Once the pair discover Simon has dragon heritage, they decide to seek out guidance from the only dragon they know – Margaret.

    And if they’re going to America anyway, why not make a road trip of it?

    Cue monster boyfriends in love, dragony chaos, inventive spellwork and Simon finally getting the road trip of his dreams (with a little bit of adventure along the way).

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    16 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Simon figuring out his half dragon news and s redemptive road trip.

  5. Rec 1

    [Podfic] Your Love Writ Large Across Your Face by for facewithoutheart

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    05 Dec 2025

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    Simon likes Baz with a moustache, even when he doesn’t want to.
    (Extremely convincing art included)

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    05 Dec 2025