TheWitchDucktor
Recent works
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You Can't Have a Relationship Without an Emotional Laxative by TheWitchDucktor
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Aug 2025
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It could never happen again. It wouldn’t. No matter how much that heat rolled through him since he left Izuku’s bedroom.
Tomura popped his head out of his comforter and inhaled stale air and day-old soba. Was it cowardly for the king of villains to hide from his subordinates? Well, it would be if he was hiding. Luckily he was just… taking some personal time—a holiday, if you will.
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OR: The emotionally constipated repercussions of You Can't Have a Threesome on a Stolen Desk
(Tomura is the most constipated)
Series
- Part 3 of Villain Deku
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Seven Wildly Inconvenient Sins by TheWitchDucktor
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jun 2024
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It starts with five people around a large table.
“This is a mistake,” Izuku says, head in his hands.
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Or: What do you get when seven heroes, two supervillains, and one mother with a passion for dinner parties are under one roof? Chaos, crack, and an unwelcomed guest.
Series
- Part 7 of Hero Deku & LOV Crack
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You Can’t Have a Threesome on a Stolen Desk by TheWitchDucktor
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Aug 2023
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Izuku learned early in life that nothing is fair--that people only recognize one kind of power. Izuku may be quirkless, but right now, there’s no one in Japan more powerful than him.
Or: Dabi and Shigaraki learn (Aged-Up Villain) Izuku is more than a sharp mind and pretty face. He's also got a nice mouth and an ass worth killing for.
Series
- Part 2 of Villain Deku
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The Fur-ocious Villian: Dabear by TheWitchDucktor
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Jun 2023
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The League is back in hiding for now and, after the fall of All Might, there’s a lot of uncertainty. That could mean more people questioning heroics, more villains challenging the post-Symbol of Peace world, and more people joining the League. Can’t have that! Luckily, Izuku has a plan.
Izuku Midoriya is not a hero. No, Izuku Midoriya is a feral little analyst with the power of Nedzu and anime on his side! He will take down the League, one teddy bear at a time.
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Reunion by TheWitchDucktor
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Sep 2022
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It’s like one of those shitty prom movies where the music stops and every head turns toward the entrance. God, Katsuki hates those movies. He hates whatever the fuck this is, too. Yes, that is Deku in a perfectly fitted suit and, yes, right at his side is Takami Keigo, the most famous man in Japan.
__aka: After ten years apart, firefighter Bakugou and CEO Midoirya meet again at their high school reunion.
Recent series
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Hero Deku & LOV Crack by TheWitchDucktor
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2024
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Songfics and other crack stories about our loveable hero Deku and his unlikely friendship with the League of Villains
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- 18,591
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 278
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Villain Deku by TheWitchDucktor
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Aug 2025
- Words:
- 12,793
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 69
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Fallen Flowers by TheWitchDucktor
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Apr 2021
- Words:
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Izuku´s totally normal seduction plan by Luciel (Bananenfisch)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Aug 2025
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Kidnapped by mistake, Izuku Midoriya winds up in the middle of the Erasure-kai yakuza syndicate and promptly starts running the place like a ferociously competent housewife. Between reorganizing the books and trying to seduce the tired crime boss Aizawa with slutty shorts, Izuku turns the underworld upside down with nothing but domestic chaos, sheer stubbornness, and one hell of a seduction plan.
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It Was An Accident? by MaxTheBookDragon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jun 2025
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Midoriya smiles sheepishly up at Shouta, and he just knows this is about to be even more of a headache than it already is. Midoriya waves, jingling the handcuffs that hold him to the table in the interrogation room.
“Hey Aizawa Sensei! Sorry about all this…” the problem child trails off with an awkward chuckle.
Shouta sighs and all but collapses in the chair opposite Midoriya, next to a very bewildered looking Tsukauchi. “Problem child…” Shouta groans. “What happened?”
Midoriya’s grin turns even more sheepish. “Uh… would you believe me if I told you it was an accident?”
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Or, about halfway through middle school, Midoriya sort of... stumbled into a life of crime. And then couldn't get out of it. After the mall incident, in the face of Tsukauchi's lie detecting quirk, he's eager to confess to someone who will actually believe him.
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Don't Blink You'll Miss It (Lift Up Your Head) by umisabaku
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
20 Jan 2016
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It's been three years since seven human experiments, called "Miracles," escaped Teiko Industries, alerting the world to the presence of super-powered children. Now they're finally integrating into society-- going to normal high schools, playing basketball, falling in love-- and trying to find out if it's possible to truly escape their past.
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- Part 1 of Designation: Miracle
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,859
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 5,433
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Bookmarked by TheWitchDucktor
05 Jun 2025
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Sentient by Strawhat_Pirate
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2024
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The possibility of One For All being sentient doesn't occur to Izuku at first. Honestly, his life would probably be a whole lot easier if it'd stayed that way. As if sharing his body with half a dozen spirits and trying to harness their stockpiled power wasn't enough, now they're starting to influence him. And he doesn't know how to make it stop.
(Or: One For All is sentient and that's a problem. Really, Izuku just wants to enjoy some scrambled eggs.)
((Tododeku pairing))
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- Part 2 of My Hero One Shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,652
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 70
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- 1,416
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Bookmarked by TheWitchDucktor
02 Jun 2025
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Chaotic Neutral by ReadingToMusic
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Nov 2022
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Toga brings Midoriya back to the League's base when she isn't supposed to, and Shigaraki finds himself in a predicament when the hero brat he has a crush on is sitting there laughing at Bakugou in chains, deliberately irritating him, and making far-too-lighthearted comments about Bakugou suicide baiting him. Who the hell is the real Midoriya?
After he releases Midoriya from the room he's been being held in, everything spins out of control so damn quickly that Shigaraki really wishes he got paid more. Dabi's trying to adopt Midoriya, Toga's drinking blood with a twirly-straw, Midoriya is calling Shouto Todoroki (why didn't Toga take his phone off him?!), Magne and the others are out for Bakugou's blood now, and Shigaraki would very much like to be warp-gated to anywhere else.
I used canon events as a base, but the training camp abduction takes place in third year, making Midoriya eighteen.
Series
- Part 1 of ShigaDeku Fics