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    Chernobog knows exactly how to make Emre agree to its terms.

    or, five times Chernobog edged Emre, and the one time he was allowed to come.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    Heartbroken after a one-night stand with Moze that ended poorly, Jiaoqiu finds himself pregnant and unable to deal with his feelings amidst his duties serving as an advisor to the ambitious mafia boss Feixiao. As tensions rise between their organization and rivals and foes alike, Jiaoqiu has much more to focus on than his own personal issues, even if his heart is stubbornly set on an alpha that does not seem to want him.

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    05 May 2025

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    im gnawing on this (positive)

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    a collection of smut, fluff, drabbles, oneshot/twoshots featuring hsr characters!

    ❤︎ crossposted on my tumblr @justblades

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    01 May 2025

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    You were thrust into the world of Honkai Star Rail without warning and any recollection of your memory. Blade and Kafka refer to you as the fallen star. You don't know what it means, and you think it sounds ridiculous. After meeting the men from the Honkai Star Rail universe, these men can't help but feel drawn to you. As if there's this invisible line that's pulling them closer to you. Just when you thought your stay in the Honkai Star Rail universe couldn't get any weirder, the universe keeps proving you wrong.

    [This work contains various one-shots with the various Honkai Star Rail men] More tags will be added as the story progresses :)

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    The immediate firing of his neural network lights Cortana's awareness alive. Dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine bombard her — the chemical reaction is enough to make her code swim. His vitals hitch and the AI tries to gain her metaphorical footing. Then: your voice.

    "Good afternoon, Master Chief. Step up when you're ready."

    A flood of liquid, golden Oxytocin makes Cortana's not-there-mouth run dry.

    John offers a cordial nod to you. His face is set into a hard mask. "Thank you, Petty Officer."

    ...Oh.

    ...Admire from afar, indeed.

    ( drabble series set post-s1, slight canon-divergence, game & book references )

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    09 Feb 2025