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    Roz
    We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active

    Hazy
    I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO

    Shane
    @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?

    Shane
    That’s not that much, is it?

    Dykstra
    I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????

    Shane
    How often is normal?

    Roz
    Shut up

    Roz
    Everyone is banned from speaking

    Roz
    No more talking

    (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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    The scream that rips its way out of Shane’s chest is feral, inhuman. A wretched, mournful wail being torn from his body by the bony hands of grief. He collapses to his knees and sobs, anguish pouring out of him like a tidal wave.

    Suddenly there are arms around him, but they’re not the right ones. Not Ilya.

    Or, Ilya’s plane goes down.

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    The ref blew his whistle in the middle of a play, the sound blaring through the rink like a siren. For a moment, everyone froze. For they knew that the Centaurs captain was in deep shit this time.

    “ROZANOV! STOP!.”

     

    Not even ten minutes into the third period of the game, Ilya had been benched—and his husband was absolutely pissed to not know the real reason behind it.

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    SEQUEL TO AFTER THE CHERRY WINE

    ‘I will not! You can’t make me, Coach.’

    Ilya’s voice echoed out of the locker room and into the corridor. Shane had only excused himself a few minutes earlier to go to the bathroom in peace and was returning to the sound of Ilya clearly in some sort of distress.

    At the doorway, he nodded at Bood. ‘What’s going on?’

    ‘Roz won’t take off his wedding ring.’

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    ‘Was he? What you needed?’

    ‘No. I mean, sort of. But…’

    ‘Did he hurt you?’

    Shane didn’t answer. Instead, his gaze dipped to the floor.

    The blood drained from Ilya’s face. ‘Shane?’

    ‘Um.’

    Ilya’s fingers dug into the desk he was leaning on. He watched Shane’s face. That beautiful fucking face. The one he had to force himself not to stare at on the ice in case he got distracted. The face he had known since he was eighteen years old. Whether Shane believed it or not, there were few people who could read his face like Ilya Rozanov could.

    And he was reading the truth on it now.

    ‘Fuck. He hurt you?’

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    In which Ilya finds out that Shane's other sexual experiences have not been as safe or pleasurable as he deserves and decides to make things right.

    (Please check the tags, this might not be for you!)

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