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    Abandoning the comforts of a nobleman’s life—his home, his lands, even his wife—Lucifer set out to sea with a crew of misfits, enthralled by the romance of piracy. He sought adventures that made his heart race: the kind he had glimpsed in the stories his childhood friend Eve once read aloud, the tales Adam had proudly recounted from his naval father, or the distant cities across the sea that Lilith had described with such vivid longing. It was for this possibility, that he chose the ocean.

    Alastor, in contrast, went to sea because he saw no other path. He sailed alone. His journey was not guided by longing for adventure, but by the pursuit of a lost treasure. Privilege, dreams worth cherishing, the thrill of discovery, even companionship—none of these had ever been his to claim. For him, piracy was no indulgence; it was necessity, the only road left open.

    That was, at least, what he believed—until he met someone.

    (Or: An OFMD-inspired radioapple pirate AU, sprinkled with huskerdust and cherrisnake)

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    24 Jan 2026

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    After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming kind of friends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.

    (Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)

    -- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Long before Alastor offered his services to Charlie, he and Lucifer had met. And the Devil himself had offered Alastor an offer he couldn’t refuse.

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    “So, does being my executioner sound enticing enough now?”

    “Somewhat.”

    “So—”

    “But I’ll have to decline, nonetheless.”

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    (Will be canon compliant for both S1 and S2)

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    23 Dec 2025