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    What would happen if you helped free him?

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    27 Feb 2024

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    You didn't want a PleasureBot. You didn't need a PleasureBot. But here you were staring at a box from PleasureWorks (subsidiary of Fazbear Entertainment) and cursing your aunt. Just because you were alone doesn't mean you were unhappy. At least that's what you told yourself.

    But when you open the package, you get a lot more than you bargained for. There's a long road ahead for the three of you...as long as you survive the first night.

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    09 Aug 2023

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    [FIC IS ON HIATUS AS OF 2ND FEBRUARY 2025]

    Life is cushy, working on a subterranean research facility on an underexplored ocean planet. As the resident handyman, most of your work takes place underwater - lucky for you, cave diving is your passion. With the building between bi-annual research teams, and the next lot yet to arrive, you find yourself with an excess of free time. All you have to do is fulfil your weekly duties, prepare the facility for the next team of researchers, and relax. Oh, and track down the net that went missing some time ago.

    And then you find it.
    In a submerged cave.
    Trapping a mermaid.

    You really wish this wasn't your responsibility.

    (Moon thinks he should have listened to Sun and stuck to hunting in warmer waters. Why does this bizarre two-tailed mermaid keep coming at him with sharp instruments?)

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    08 Aug 2023

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    So, Mikey is faced with two negatives and one positive.

    Positively, he's powerful enough to open portals to worlds he didn't even know existed.

    Negatively, he owes Donnie his entire allowance for a year. And, more importantly, Mikey is stranded in a different dimension with no clear way home.

    Why can't he have a normal day for once?

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    01 May 2023

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    You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.

    Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.

    You don't think this was in your employee contact.

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    18 Apr 2023