Thorns_and_Fangs
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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04 Dec 2025
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Fermi, a human botanist, gets assigned to a cold type 3 Deathworld as a researcher. A bit chilly, but with a nice base and warm clothes nothing to be scared of. Her coworkers are lovely, and the work is intriguing.
She makes very good friends in the two aliens who work with her.
The only problem is. If the planet is trying to kill them all, for her it would need some effort, and for them it doesn't need to do anything.
The cold will do them in on it's own.
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25 Nov 2025
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Fourteen, Ferocious, and Fabulously Feral by iBiru
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 May 2025
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Fourteen-year-old Harry Potter died. Briefly. It didn’t stick.
Now legally deceased, magically overpowered, and sassy enough to make Fury swear in six languages, Harry finds out his real dad is none other than Tony Stark—a billionaire genius with emotional issues, a tower full of superheroes, and absolutely no parenting manual for “resurrected wizard with trauma.”
Add one protective entity called Death, a very annoyed Loki, an overly affectionate Thor, and a magical world on the verge of implosion, and you’ve got a chaos-fueled family reunion with explosions, sarcasm, and one very unlucky vending machine.
Because when Harry Potter comes back to life, he does it loudly.
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- Part 3 of Chaos & Mayham
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20 Nov 2025
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Who Would Have Thought? by Weepingangelbaby
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Aug 2024
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My take on the Tony is Harrys Dad trope.
The fiasco that started on the graveyard leads to some starting revelations. Despite technically not being a Potter anymore, the Potter Luck is running the show. A still recovering and traumatized Harry shows up on Tony’s doorstep hoping his superhero father can change the course of the war.
Harry’s past tells him none of it is going to work out. Tony’s past have given him every reason to believe he will be a terrible father.
Will they both be proven wrong and get the ending they deserve or will it all go up in flames as they both expect?- Language:
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20 Nov 2025
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It's The Heat That Makes You Strong by Amejisuto
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jul 2024
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Tony Stark makes a deal with Death for a do-over. The one catch? Take care of Death's Master.
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- Part 2 of Evil Author Day 2023
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13 Nov 2025