12 Bookmarks by Torpedobay
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Phineas Whitmer is busy, so he sends a reliable substitute to Dartmoor in Lieutenant Columbo. Cue Agent 47's most frustrating mission yet. Starring Columbo as the one NPC who is always in the worst spot at the worst time.
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07 Oct 2025
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and I pretend you're mine (all the damn time) by FerntheGay
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2025
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After being made fun of for a lack of romantic experience (by his baby sister, much to his chagrin) Ron comes to a perfectly logical and reasonable solution. And it has at all nothing to do with Lavender Brown.
No, it has everything to do with Hermione Granger and what might be a doomed-from-the-start fake relationship.
Not abandoned. I just update slowly.
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20 Sep 2025
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The high school musical is Hermione's favorite thing in the world, and she's finally up for a lead role. But when her estranged best friend Ron Weasley decides to audition, the experience is anything but pitch perfect. A Muggle AU.
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29 May 2025
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Magical AU - Ron is no longer part of the wizarding world. He had left it behind and started life as a muggle in Australia, where he met Hermione Granger, loved her, and married her. He's happy. He tries to be there for his wife and daughter. But seeing McGonagall having tea with his wife in their living room was not something he expected to walk into.
(PFP BY @rnbseokjin ON X, AND @toorumlk ON INSTA. SHE'S BRILLIANT PLS CHECK HER ACCOUNTS OUT)
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10 Nov 2024
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Dots, lines and little swirly lines too by KateNotEight for BjornThorsson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2022
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This little moment starts just before the last D.A. meeting of the year when Harry kissed Cho. Ron and Hermione were notably absent so I gave them some things to do :-) Well, one thing.
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27 Dec 2023
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Ron doesn't know what to do. Percy and Audrey are getting married, and kindly request that all bridal party members attend ballroom dancing lessons for an elaborate number following the first dance. As if that's not bad enough, they're requiring everyone to have a date to dance with. Good thing he's got a best friend who would do anything for him, which includes posing as his date to appease the bride and groom.
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14 Dec 2023
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Hermione Granger and the Potions Lesson Nobody Asked For by RonsGirlFriday
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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Hermione has read all about those mystery potions in Professor Slughorn’s first lesson. She knows absolutely everything there is to know about Veritaserum, Polyjuice, and Amortentia.
But experiencing that last one in person is a horse of a ginger — er, different — colour.
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- Part 2 of A (Tea)spoonful of Sugar
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28 Oct 2023
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Unspeakables Granger and Dolohov are investigating the report of abnormal activities in the vicinity of Stonehenge (not that that in an of itself was anything special), but when they stumble across a seemingly-abandoned Police Box in the middle of a field outside of Salisbury, Hermione is forced to admit that this was clearly something different. She and Antonin set alarm spells around the perimeter and then lay in wait.
A man approaches in a long coat, setting off their alarm. Antonin squints through his omnioculars and makes a noise of surprise. Hermione snatches them from him and then does the same. The man opens the Police Box and walks inside. They look at one another, grab their things and take off at a sprint. He looked just like…but it was impossible!
HAPPY EVIL AUTHOR DAY! Read this unfinished story at your own risk.
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23 Jun 2023
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Hermione Granger is trapped.
After accidentally messing up with the Time Turner, she finds herself unable to be seen, heard, or touched. Worst still, she sees herself walking the halls and talking to her friends. Is this her future, or her past?
There's only one man that can save Hermione from being lost in the depths of time. Will the Doctor be able to rescue Hermione from this strange, ethereal fate? Or will Hermione be forced to wander the halls of Hogwarts for the rest of eternity?
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10 Jun 2023
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A Year to Remember by Iridalmenie
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jan 2022
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On the way to Hogwarts, several first years find themselves with more memories than they made in the past 11 years.
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19 Feb 2023
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(all i want is) two bossy academics and their walking space disaster by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy)
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
01 Jan 2016
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"My apologies, Miss Oswald, I didn't mean to insinuate any less than cordial feelings. I'm simply not sure how much of a good idea it is for him and I to remain in such close proximity for an extended period of time."
"Like Evelyn said, surely if the universe was going to implode, it would've happened by now."
Twelve and Clara run into Six and Evelyn in the middle of a storm, and Evelyn insists on warming Clara up with hot chocolate back in their TARDIS. Somehow they all end up playing board games and Mario Kart until the storm passes and Twelve and Clara can be on their way, and the universe doesn't implode.
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14 Feb 2023
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Hermione Granger Series by SaraSmile416
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
17 Aug 2025
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05 Feb 2023