TortoiseMaiden
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The week before Harry Potter’s eleventh birthday passes with nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary. His birthday is a non-event, the same as it has been every year for nearly a decade.
Petunia Dursley breathes a sigh of relief.
No letters from the unmentionable school are dropped through their door, no owls - nor cats! - keep watch over their house, and she will never know that if things had gone to plan, her husband would be forced to spend a back-achingly long Wednesday night camped in front of their boarded-up letter slot.
All is well at No. 4 Privet Drive, and the Dursleys couldn’t be much happier. The less said about Harry Potter, the better.
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She looks almost as pale as four months before, when the Devil followed them home.
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29 Nov 2025
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The Heart Is A Sword by Moonsheen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2023
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As long as A-Su can remember, he has lived in Huan Hua Palace.
(post-PIDW fix-it, written originally for Red String of Fate: Qijiu Fanzine)
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25 Nov 2025
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In which Harry's and Luna's magical van life adventure gets interrupted by impromptu transportation to another world.
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Young Master by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2025
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“A shaky old woman and her bastard son - you embarrass our household just by appearing on our property. Get out of my sight!” With that said, his eldest brother kicks the kneeling old woman, stomping down on her back so she cries out.
“A-niang!” the boy cries, face twisting with panic and anger. “Stop hurting my mother!”
Whether the boy would have the nerve to fight back or the wisdom to restrain himself, Shen Yuan doesn’t know, because he’s reached them all before that happens. Out of breath - he can’t remember the last time he ran anywhere, he thinks he literally vaulted over a bench - he comes to a stop, laying a hand on his eldest brother’s shoulder.
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into... a perfectly normal, down to earth historical setting? And helps out a humble washerwoman and her completely unremarkable son.
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- Part 16 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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The Righteous and Unimpeachable Xuan Su Sword by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2025
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“Mu-shidi,” Yue Qingyuan speaks up, taking his seat at the head of the table. “Have you heard of this curse?”
“I’m afraid not,” Mu Qingfang says, shaking his head. “A curse of compulsion, with dire consequences for disobedience… I’ve heard of many similar things, but not exactly this.”
“For all we know, the perpetrator invented this little trap just for us,” Shen Qinqiu says, tapping his fan dangerously. “Tailormade to ruin us.”
“I have no secrets to hide,” Liu Qingge says, and lifts his chin challengingly at Shen Qingqiu, who bristles in return. “Do you?”
“Ah, Liu-shidi, if you don’t have any secrets then you should get some real quick!” Shang Qinghua says with bright, manic cheer, his smile and his eyes a little too wide. “The consequences for not meeting the curse’s requirements would be very very bad!”
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The Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect are stricken with a curse that forces them to reveal a secret, and they all must submit to this curse or suffer the consequences...
Yue Qingyuan wishes he were anywhere but here.