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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

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    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    18 May 2026

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    unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though

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    15 May 2026

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    Ilya: I do not know how I’ll survive until I see you again.

    Shane: So dramatic.

    Ilya: It is only two months, I guess.
    Ilya: Not that long.

    Shane: It’s fucking forever.

    Ilya: Now who’s being dramatic?

    Shane: I’ve spent too much time around you at the cottage ❤️
    Shane: We’ll talk all the time though, right?

    Ilya: Every day.

    Shane: And we’ll have phone sex still?

    Ilya: As if you could survive without it.

    Shane: As if you could.
    Ilya: I love you, Shane Hollander.

    Shane: I love you too, Ilya Rozanov.
    Shane: Call me when you land?

    Ilya: Only an immigration officer could stop me.

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    11 May 2026

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    Welcome to my conspiracy theory that there is an alternate timeline to the Great Tuna Meltdown of October 2016. What would have happened if Shane *had* stayed the night? This is a look at the evening and morning that could have been.

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    08 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is Tiffany's latest brand ambassador. Shane sees the video announcing the partnership. He sees how the ad shows his husband is finger fucking a rose, it short circuits his brain and breaks the internet. He decides Ilya needs a reminder of who he belongs to.

    This is just pure smut, Connor's video broke my brain.

    Chapter 2 on how Ilya felt when he saw the Peloton ad and what he did with Shane because of it is now up!

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    02 May 2026