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  1. Rec 26

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    A timeline of which nohecharei were present for canon events.

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    28 Dec 2024

  2. Rec 93

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    John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. "Quack quack quack," it said, in Rodney's voice. "Quack honk quack quack honk honk!"

    "Honk," Zelenka's voice said. "Quack quack honk."

    "Okay," Rodney admitted, frowning. "Maybe not as impossible as I thought."

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    05 Nov 2024

  3. Rec 73

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    There's a vast ocean surrounding the lost city of Atlantis...and we can go there.

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    01 Nov 2024

  4. Rec 23

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    They must have thought John's blank expression was some sort of clever ruse. Mitchell leaned in close and wheedled, "You can tell us... Let's go, off the record. What's the craziest shit you've done offworld?"

    It was probably a toss-up between rescuing bar patrons from Ronon in a drunken brawl, or rescuing McKay from the jealous husband of the buxom blonde he'd tried to hit on. But a minor altercation wasn't going to win a pissing contest with SG-1, so John said airily, "Well, there was that orgy on M4R-984..."

    Mitchell snorted. "What, that's it? No, I'm talking the really weird shit."

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    31 Oct 2024

  5. Rec *

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    The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

    A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

    This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.

     

    (What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)

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    09 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is hilarious, ideal to mitigate bad days