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    Party Poison claims that their past burned the same day they did. No one realizes how close to the truth that really is.

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    18 Feb 2023

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    “Twirl for me, Juno.”

    “I’ll do it if you close your eyes.”

    Nureyev takes his hand and makes Juno twirl. The rainbow skirts of a summer dress flare, a yellow cardigan snapping about him, his gold sandals flashing. The effect is of a rainbow octopus flashing its warning colours on the end of Nureyev’s arm.

    Nureyev catches Juno by the waist “You look splendid.”

    “I look like I run a mommy-blog.”

    “I think that’s the point, Juno.”

     

    Juno Steel is a lot of things. A happy home-maker ain't one of them, but hey, how hard can it be to play nice for a bit, especially if it means uncovering a source of the cure-mother? Except it's not that simple because nothing ever is in Juno's life. Suddenly he and his family are poised on the verge of an intergalactic conspiracy that pits Juno against old friends and enemies, while the fate of a dying species hangs in the balance.
    Also some furby nightmare fell out of the vents and Vespa won't let them put it back to the woods.

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    13 Feb 2022

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    The answer to the eternal question: okay, but what if there was a Paul Blart Mall Cop AU for the Juniverse. Featuring a frankly irresponsible condensation of the timeline, Juno Steel as a cranky mall cop, and the knowledge that nothing good ever happens in the food court bathrooms. Oh, and Peter, who is far too comfortable in Claire's to be up to any good.

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    11 Apr 2021

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    Crowley had no idea who'd let slip how to summon demons, but it was a damn pain in the arse sometimes.
    Recently, however, things had just been getting ridiculous.

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    18 May 2019

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    Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.

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    18 May 2019