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Ed and Stede Do America by Trewpenny, WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Nov 2024
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“Blackbeard, I presume?”
Idiot—of course, he’s Blackbeard! Look at the black beard. Gosh, the bit of silver in there is gorgeous…
Blackbeard’s eyes are wide. “You’ve heard of me?”
Okay, Stede, time to be smooth. “I’ve heard all about you.” He winks. There! Smooth as silk.
“Um, hey, man.” He holds out his hand for Stede to shake. “You can call me Ed. Pleasure to meet you.” Ed's voice has dropped, and he winks back.
Stede’s already killing it at this flirting thing!
“Pleasure to meet you, too. Ed.” He leans towards Ed. “So you called me here to talk about Ned Low’s challenge?”
“I think we should team up,” Ed says quickly.
“Team up?” Stede can’t imagine why Ed would want that, but he can’t turn down the chance of an adventure spent in Ed’s company. “Why, Ed, that sounds lovely!”
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One week. Five theme parks. Almost seventy roller coasters.
Two men falling in love.
Posted for the OFMD 2024 Big Bang
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- Part 1 of The Coaster Boys
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You’re My Everything by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Mar 2025
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Stede has a weekly usual bagel order at Blackbeard’s Bagels - one that the owner, Ed, knows by heart.
It’s the best part of Stede’s week.
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A bluesky fic cross posted here.
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- Part 1 of The Bagel Boys
Bookmarked by Trewpenny
10 Feb 2026
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Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet are cast as the stars of the new gay hockey show Heated Rivalry. They're professionals, and just because this show is rooted in romance and sex scenes, doesn't mean they have to catch feelings.
It doesn't mean they have to, but it doesn't mean they won't.
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- Part 12 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
Bookmarked by Trewpenny
09 Feb 2026
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After revealing to his ex-wife that he has a boyfriend, Stede ends up promising to bring him to the Christmas Eve dinner they always have together – Stede, Mary, her new husband, and the kids.
Problem is, it's a lie. Stede has never been more single. And now, he needs a plan. Or rather, four plans.
Plan A: Find a boyfriend before Christmas Eve.
Plan B: Find someone to pretend to be his boyfriend before Christmas Eve (Lucius will jump in, if necessary, but Mary sort of knows him, so it's not ideal).
Plan C: Pretend to break up with non-existent boyfriend right before Christmas Eve. The pros are possible sympathy points, the cons are the non-zero chances that Mary will figure out there never was a boyfriend in the first place.
Plan D: Come clean.Stede really doesn't want to do plan D.
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02 Feb 2026
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Finally, at 42, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years.
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Bookmarked by Trewpenny
18 Jan 2026
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Stede’s first kiss was perfect.
It sucks. It has fucked him over. Set the bar too high. No other kisses have measured up since that first one.
Well, except later kisses with that same person.
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Stede is lucky enough that his super cool best friend, Ed, is willing to teach him how to kiss. It's going to take years for him to realize why exactly it never feels just as good with anyone else.Bookmarked by Trewpenny
15 Jan 2026