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    Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.

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    Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.

    (A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Peter works at a Gotham bar and gets adopted by robins

    With Great Power Comes Great Annoyance
    N0t_Sketchy

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    Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.

    ———

    Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.

    (A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)

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    "Before," Clark asks, a glass of whiskey that has absolutely no effect on him whatsoever held loosely in his hands, "Why did you hate me?"

    "Well," Bruce hums, downing the rest of his own glass in one sweep for an ounce of courage, "You killed my children."

    (The day Zod attacks Metropolis, Bruce loses his kids.)

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    29 Oct 2025

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    This one made me feel things. Like ive never liked the dcu justice league but OH THIS! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

    THE SKY IS EVERYWHERE.
    orpheusaki

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    "Before," Clark asks, a glass of whiskey that has absolutely no effect on him whatsoever held loosely in his hands, "Why did you hate me?"

    "Well," Bruce hums, downing the rest of his own glass in one sweep for an ounce of courage, "You killed my children."

    (The day Zod attacks Metropolis, Bruce loses his kids.)

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    Once upon a time, Tim Drake was Robin.

    And he was 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥.

    But he wasn't chosen.

    And that's fine, okay? It was a delicate situation, he understood that then and he understands it now. He doesn't hold it against Bruce, or Dick, or anyone after him who benefited from the Batman that he fixed. It's just, he hadn't realized how many things he lost out on while fixing Batman.

    The ice cream just seems to be the final straw.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    The one where Bruce fucked up and forgot

    with the exception of...
    DSS1101

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    Once upon a time, Tim Drake was Robin.

    And he was 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥.

    But he wasn't chosen.

    And that's fine, okay? It was a delicate situation, he understood that then and he understands it now. He doesn't hold it against Bruce, or Dick, or anyone after him who benefited from the Batman that he fixed. It's just, he hadn't realized how many things he lost out on while fixing Batman.

    The ice cream just seems to be the final straw.

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    Peter hates Johnny Storm in all parts of his life. Just Parker luck that he would end up having him as a classmate as well as a superhero colleague. And the fact that they got paired up together for a two month long final project? That must be God having a laugh at Peter's expense.

    Two months with the guy Peter most hates, trying to both stay sane and keep his secret identity a secret? All right. Peter will take that challenge. What's the worst that could happen? Falling in love and saving the city a few times? Nah, that's the sort of thing that only happens in comic books.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Peter dragged kicking and screaming into LOOOOVE

    must be fireproof
    sebastian2017

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    Peter hates Johnny Storm in all parts of his life. Just Parker luck that he would end up having him as a classmate as well as a superhero colleague. And the fact that they got paired up together for a two month long final project? That must be God having a laugh at Peter's expense.

    Two months with the guy Peter most hates, trying to both stay sane and keep his secret identity a secret? All right. Peter will take that challenge. What's the worst that could happen? Falling in love and saving the city a few times? Nah, that's the sort of thing that only happens in comic books.

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    Child neglect isn't all bad, Tim tells himself when his parents sends apologies and mail-delivered gifts and an increased credit line for his 10th birthday. None of the other ten-year-olds have this kind of independence -- even Robin has a bedtime. And he's heard from Ives that his parents limit his "screentime", which sounds quite barbaric. So this is fine, really. He's ten and will be starting eighth grade in the fall. He doesn't need his parents in order to thrive, he can grow on his own, in the shadow of their neglect and inattention. He can be their set-it-and-forget-it kid.

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    Tim is doing great being an independent vigilante, he's fine! He doesn't need help, he's definitely not estranged from the family -- he's just being independent.

    Good thing he's part of a family of detectives who have their own ways of reaching out.

    Featuring two powerpoints, one casefile, half a contract, a roomba, and several hugs.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Complete!

    Independent Variable by potofsoup
    Child neglect isn't all bad, Tim tells himself when his parents sends apologies and mail-delivered gifts and an increased credit line for his 10th birthday. None of the other ten-year-olds have this kind of independence -- even Robin has a bedtime. And he's heard from Ives that his parents limit his "screentime", which sounds quite barbaric. So this is fine, really. He's ten and will be starting eighth grade in the fall. He doesn't need his parents in order to thrive, he can grow on his own, in the shadow of their neglect and inattention. He can be their set-it-and-forget-it kid.

    -----

    Tim is doing great being an independent vigilante, he's fine! He doesn't need help, he's definitely not estranged from the family -- he's just being independent.

    Good thing he's part of a family of detectives who have their own ways of reaching out.

    Featuring two powerpoints, one casefile, half a contract, a roomba, and several hugs.