TrulyCertain



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    26,116
    Works:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
  2. Words:
    11,001
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    8
  3. Words:
    159,447
    Works:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    17
  4. Words:
    12,308
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    3
  5. Words:
    112,162
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 19

    Tags
    Summary

    The young acolyte learns three things about Astarion very quickly.

    Firstly, he’s not a cleric—if there’s such a thing as the opposite of a cleric, Astarion is probably that.

    Secondly, he knows a startling number of Ilmatari clerics anyway. He claims Brother Kycus owes him money.

    Thirdly, and perhaps most pertinently, he knows how to pick a lock.

    “That’s the value of an independent contractor,” he says breezily, tinkering with a back-alley door. “Your Revered Mother is a practical sort. Likes to use the tools she has.”

    (Or: Astarion romanced a cleric. After, they live in the space between absolutes.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,972
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    870

    10 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

    Tags
    Summary

    “I have figured out where Karlach is,” announces Lae’zel with poorly concealed glee.

    Sul crams in beside the window to make room for Astarion, who hops off his bed and shoots over to join them. She can mostly make out the shadow of three and a half horns pushing to and fro with what looks like vigorous kissing.

    “Well.” Astarion rests his face in both hands, lips pulled up to show his fangs. “Good for her.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    60

    09 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

    5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    2,896
    Bookmarks:
    471
    Hits:
    13,598

    26 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Clark and Bruce get hit with a spell that lets them read each other’s thoughts and emotions. The problem is that any time Clark so much smiles at Bruce, Bruce starts thinking about Kryptonite and being dangled over a pit of acid.

    Title taken from "Foolish One" by Taylor Swift

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,626
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    1,300
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    6,201

    24 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.

    Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    958
    Bookmarks:
    228
    Hits:
    6,396

    24 Oct 2025