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The Girl and the Spy by Catmint and Thyme (Languish_Locked_in_L)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2025
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Lonely and isolated, Hermione finds a little white ermine in the Order safe house one winter night. To her delight, he keeps coming back.
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07 Dec 2025
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Hermione is on track to become the youngest Minister for Magic—until she finds herself in a hotel room with a dead man. When she uses a blank protean-charmed card she’s been told would covertly solve any issue, 'fixer' Draco is suddenly the solution to all of her problems.
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28 Oct 2025
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Hermione, a world-class healer, is given the task of rousing Draco Malfoy from his mysterious coma, but to bring him back from the depths of his own mind, she must first survive it.
(Dramione vs The Dead Fest)
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05 Oct 2025
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Nine months after *Sting Like a Dee*, Draco is still living above the gym in Thornton Heath, still broke, still in possession of one fork, and still very much in love with Dudley Dursley—who wears grey joggers like a threat and lime green Crocs like a dare.
Things are simple. Or at least, simple-adjacent.
Enter Hermione Granger: single, stressed, and on the verge of a full-blown sexual crisis. A chance encounter at the Croydon community pool turns into a drink, a kiss, and a half-joking, half-hopeful suggestion that maybe they should all sleep together.
Draco says he’s gay. Hermione says she was only being polite. Dee says nothing at all.
And yet.
Featuring:
• Unsolicited dick pics
• Croydon’s most hostile cat (still)
• Draco’s slow-burning bi panic
• Hermione in her “just get laid” era
• Rom-coms as a coping mechanismBookmarked by TruthfullyBitter
28 Sep 2025
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The ghosts of Hermione’s past have risen, and they carry with them a message: Come home, come home, to where it all began. Driven to the cusp of sanity by a curse without a name, Hermione has no choice but to obey.
It’s silent as the grave in Wiltshire, and the manor stands nearly empty save for a dying woman and her reclusive son. But something stirs in Malfoy Manor that shouldn’t be there. Something with teeth.
And when she walks at night, she doesn't walk alone.
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08 Sep 2025