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The Girl and the Spy by Catmint and Thyme (Languish_Locked_in_L)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2025
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Lonely and isolated, Hermione finds a little white ermine in the Order safe house one winter night. To her delight, he keeps coming back.
A ferret Draco story set during the war.- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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- 1,327
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07 Dec 2025
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Hermione is on track to become the youngest Minister for Magic—until she finds herself in a hotel room with a dead man. When she uses a blank protean-charmed card she’s been told would covertly solve any issue, 'fixer' Draco is suddenly the solution to all of her problems.
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- English
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- 72,293
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 557
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- 773
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- 282
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- 23,542
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28 Oct 2025
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Hermione, a world-class healer, is given the task of rousing Draco Malfoy from his mysterious coma, but to bring him back from the depths of his own mind, she must first survive it.
(Dramione vs The Dead Fest)
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- English
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- 8,962
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 82
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- 275
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- 3,188
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05 Oct 2025
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Nine months after *Sting Like a Dee*, Draco is still living above the gym in Thornton Heath, still broke, still in possession of one fork, and still very much in love with Dudley Dursley—who wears grey joggers like a threat and lime green Crocs like a dare.
Things are simple. Or at least, simple-adjacent.
Enter Hermione Granger: single, stressed, and on the verge of a full-blown sexual crisis. A chance encounter at the Croydon community pool turns into a drink, a kiss, and a half-joking, half-hopeful suggestion that maybe they should all sleep together.
Draco says he’s gay. Hermione says she was only being polite. Dee says nothing at all.
And yet.
Featuring:
• Unsolicited dick pics
• Croydon’s most hostile cat (still)
• Draco’s slow-burning bi panic
• Hermione in her “just get laid” era
• Rom-coms as a coping mechanismBookmarked by TruthfullyBitter
28 Sep 2025
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The ghosts of Hermione’s past have risen, and they carry with them a message: Come home, come home, to where it all began. Driven to the cusp of sanity by a curse without a name, Hermione has no choice but to obey.
It’s silent as the grave in Wiltshire, and the manor stands nearly empty save for a dying woman and her reclusive son. But something stirs in Malfoy Manor that shouldn’t be there. Something with teeth.
And when she walks at night, she doesn't walk alone.
- Language:
- English
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- 110,613
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 5
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- 1,117
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- 1,385
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08 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.
Their demand?
Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.
- Language:
- English
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- 89,197
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 1,147
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18 Jul 2025
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Years after the end of the war, Hermione is in search of a rare magical text that leads her to a old bookstore in Knockturn Alley where disgraced ex-Death Eater, Draco Malfoy has fallen from grace and works as a shopkeeper. With a tangled past threatening to rise up and choke her, Hermione struggles to walk the fine line between dealing with her own traumatic issues, and Draco Malfoy himself.
- Language:
- English
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- 71,711
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 1,175
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Bookmarked by TruthfullyBitter
25 Jun 2025
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The Heir: A Wicked Audio Experience by ohthedrarry (morosefloweret)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2025
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Hermione Granger has spent the better part of a year living for the days when The Heir uploads a new audio on the audio erotica app Wicked. As a woman in her early thirties chasing down a Quidditch player to sign divorce papers, she thinks she deserves to do something for herself. And erotic audio from a man who knows what he’s doing is a perfectly acceptable form of self-care that only costs ten galleons a month. All things considered, her life couldn’t get worse.
Draco Malfoy fears the day anyone discovers his secret: while he spends his days in his Auror uniform and helps chase down nefarious criminals, he then spends his evenings recording all the nefarious things he’d do to a particular witch if he got the chance. It started as a way to cope with how he felt every time he saw her and remembered the oaf she married. The success and subsequent compulsion to continue are happy consequences, not the justification he gives himself every night before bed.
When news of Hermione’s divorce is leaked to the press, the line between their respective guilty pleasures and reality quickly begins to blur. What will happen when Draco runs too hot, and Hermione starts to wonder what it might be like to burn?
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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Bookmarked by TruthfullyBitter
25 Jun 2025
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Every stolen moment was theirs to keep, no matter how they procured it.
It had all started in the dark, with sneaky kisses and clumsy groping like a pair of teenagers. But it hadn’t taken long to spiral into mind-blowing sex that left Draco undone and Granger running scared.
Every time after, the only thought that remained in his head was: When? When could he have her again?
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- English
- Words:
- 23,270
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 212
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- 1,055
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25 Jun 2025
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Reasons why being in love with Draco Malfoy is wholly unacceptable:
1. He is insufferable
2. He is married
3. He is her academic rival
4. Now, unhappily, he is also her colleague, and they are meant to be collaborating
5. Professional boundaries ought to be observed with colleagues
5b. Especially when her application for tenure is fully dependent on forging a successful academic collaboration with said colleague
6. It is not compatible with her five-year plan (see items 1-5 for specifics)Hermione has a deeply compelling list of reasons not to be in love with Draco Malfoy. To her dismay, when her department chair at St. Mungo's Medical School forces her into close proximity with Malfoy for the sake of undertaking an alchemy collaboration, she begins to develop romantic feelings she never meant to have.
Desperate to remedy this lamentable affliction, she invents a potion that can reverse the state of being in love. The only trouble is, she can’t seem to bring herself to take it.
Or: In which Hermione tries to force quit being in love.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,503
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 361
- Kudos:
- 2,453
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by TruthfullyBitter
25 Jun 2025
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Ginny’s been casually hooking up with Draco. No big deal. Except… she really wants Blaise. Like, really wants him.
Meanwhile, Hermione’s in a dry spell. Long one. Post-ex, no action.
Ginny, has an idea: "Just Polyjuice into me for a night. Take Draco off my hands."
Hermione’s reluctant. Then… curious.
Hermione goes for it. She shags Draco—as Ginny.
What she doesn’t know? Draco figures it out almost immediately & he’s absolutely delighted.
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25 Jun 2025