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It's Vin, it's Elend, and one night, they have sex. Need I say more?
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A woman wakes up in a strange building, not remembering how she got there or why she's been taken. Her only hope of escape is to follow the commands of an infuriating machine under the control of her captors. It gives many baffling tasks, leaving no room for disobedience.
Most of these tasks are not sexual.
Some are.
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We are perfect. The unholy merging of two revolutionary foods to create a plant better than anything else.
Including people. We will destroy people.
We straddle the boundary between potato and banana. We are... ponana.
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One day, Chocola and Vanilla decide to tie themselves up to present themselves to Kashou when he arrives. They are forced to wait rather a long time, and antics ensue.
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To every high school student, there is a force that is greater than the Sun; greater than the celestial motions of the stars. It is the defining characteristic of their life, and it is a cruel mistress, ruling from on high behind bureaucracy, specific fear-inducing color palettes, and the almighty tool of its UX designers: the border-radius property.
This force is the unflinching deity that is College Board.