11 Bookmarks by TurnSpitDog
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heartfelt and freaky alien commitment rituals by suitablyskippy for spacegothprincess
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
18 Dec 2020
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“Wow,” said the information desk attendant, sincerely. “Wow, yeah, that was so completely inspirational and cool, like, seriously. I can’t even explain how much I enjoyed the experience of listening to you share your feelings while I looked up the appropriate party events timetable to meet your needs and suit your desires, like, wow. Would you like the schedule formatted for neural net download or upload to your techno-reader?”
“Could you just print it?” asked Arthur.
(The highest and most mysterious level of Kathtyx 21-C's legendary hierarchical party culture is only for lifeforms who can prove the extraordinary length and strength of their relationship. For the sake of a party, Ford and Arthur are ready to fake it till they make it.)
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Bookmarked by TurnSpitDog
01 Nov 2025
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You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up...
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- English
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- 6,625
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Bookmarked by TurnSpitDog
03 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Still hits no matter how many times I reread it. One of the greats
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The crew of the Enterprise get drunk and make poor decisions.
Bookmarked by TurnSpitDog
29 Jun 2024
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A place of calm and order by redsnake05 for innie_darling (innie)
Fandoms: The Talisman Ring - Georgette Heyer
19 Dec 2017
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Sir Tristram, despite being a great collector of antiquities and artworks, prided himself on having a comfortable home. He hadn't thought much about what would change when he brought Sarah into it, but he had vaguely expected some kind of feminine housewifery to settle into effect. He had not expected her to completely overset the household just by her arrival.
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- English
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29 Jun 2024
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The Stairs Beneath the Heart by hermitknut
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison
08 Dec 2020
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The reign of Varenechibal IV is over; the reign of Edrehasivar VII has begun. The transition, however, is anything but smooth, as the Alcethmeret household navigates grief and worry as well as adapting to the new emperor.
A series of missing scenes and unseen moments centering around the Alcethmeret household over the course of the first few months of Maia's reign.
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- Part 1 of Keystone
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- English
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26 Jun 2024
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can't you see, this is mercy by raven (singlecrow)
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation
06 May 2014
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It takes Geordi a while to realise Data is evading his questions.
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Seven Sexy Tips for Catching the Eye of Your Dream Guy! by Paradisi
Fandoms: Archie Comics
24 Dec 2016
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Betty Cooper wasn't sexy.
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05 Jan 2024
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Jeeves and the Ribald Romance by Wotwotleigh
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster
16 May 2018
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Aunt Dahlia recruits Bertie and Jeeves to help enact a plan to save her floundering weekly women's magazine, Milady's Boudoir. Despite his reservations, Bertie agrees to help. But where will he find a writer willing and able to take on the project Aunt Dahlia has in mind?
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- English
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by TurnSpitDog
17 Nov 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
This is well done all around but the really astonishing thing is that the purple prose lives up to the in-story hype.
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How Two Hands Touch by thefoxandtherose
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale didn't believe in reiki, or healing energies, or crystals, despite the thinly veiled implications and upsell offerings of this particular spa. But he believed in love. He believed in loving the people around him, and he believed in channeling that care into his work.
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Crowley seeks out a new massage therapist when his old injury starts giving him hell.Bookmarked by TurnSpitDog
13 Oct 2023
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After Iceman forgets to buy his plane ticket, he and Angel finally make it to spring break. With the future looming before them, they take a much needed vacation. Between all the relaxing, eating and drinking, they start down a path of discovery... for both of them.
Or, Bobby and Warren do spring break with predictable results.
Written for the 2019 Marvel Big Bang.
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Bookmarked by TurnSpitDog
26 Aug 2023