Two_Divided_by_Zero
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Give Stupidity a Chance by Two_Divided_by_Zero
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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Video game streamer Phainon lives for high scores, late-night streams and the quiet thrill of his weekly visits to the local library - where the real boss battle is keeping his crush on the stoic librarian, Mydei, under control. Mydei, with his unreadable gaze and infuriatingly perfect book recommendations, might just be the one mystery Phainon can’t speedrun his way through. Between growing stacks of fantasy novels and the tension of almost-touching fingers, Phainon begins to wonder if maybe, just maybe, this story is one worth playing slow.
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Office Hours by LunarHour for ProfessorXanax
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Mar 2026
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"Nice office," he blurted, voice a touch too bright. "Nice place. Very, uh. Office-y."
As soon as the words left his mouth, he winced because he had absolutely been here before. Multiple times. He knew every inch of this room. Why had he said that?
Mydei let out a quiet, put-upon sigh. "Phainon."
Phainon straightened a little, then lifted a hand and mimed zipping his mouth shut, locking it, and tossing the imaginary key away. His expression said, See? Perfectly behaved. Mydei, unfortunately, looked like he believed none of it.
Or: Mydei has deadlines, Phainon has zero self-control, and the desk barely survives the consequences.
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08 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IF ALL TIME RAHHHHH!
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Husk Reduction Protocol by meatball_wan
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Feb 2026
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They failed to stop Irontomb. It rose from the ashes of civilizations, deleting or consuming everything in its birth.
Within the confines of its wires, however, lay a single being. Mydeimos. Though now there's no longer anyone left who remembers that name.
(Or Irondei mind break/ Amphoreus horror bad end, where Irontomb is merged with Phainon. Read the tags, please.)
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- Part 4 of Phainon x Mydei in Canon
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Between Desperate and Devine by LunarHour
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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His mouth opens, and before he can stop himself he blurts, “I want you.”
The words hang between them, echoing off the walls.
For the first time during their conversation, Mydei can see Khaslana falter. His golden eyes widen and his mouth parts before closing again, his response caught in his throat.
OR, Mydei goes to a creepy place on a dare, makes a wish and hooks up with the entity that lives there.
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- Part 1 of Thrashing on the Line
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blind to sincerity, now we're here by fishbasketcase
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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“That’s our prince,” Krateros calls out proudly, amid the other soldiers’ cheers and hoots. “The finest example of Kremnoan stoicism and pride. Take note, citizens.”
Phainon wants to scream. Stoicism? Does Krateros know how much his dear liege and pseudo-nephew-figure really wants said stoicism to be obliterated by Phainon’s cock, sometimes multiple times a day? In public, even?
Phainon accidentally gets cursed to read Mydei's mind. This shouldn't be a problem considering how well he knows the man, except. Mydei has many explicit fantasies. Namely, about him. Phainon is in over his head.
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22 Oct 2025
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Best Friend’s Brother (is the one for me) by FourNineSix
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Oct 2025
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The emotions of despair and hopelessness, Khaslana feeling doomed to be the only one without finding love, it never came. Only the opposite. Only lines of hope, where his feelings extended beyond his own and mentioned an indirect source, a second person that has never been brought up before. There were doubts, mainly of Khaslana himself, but it wasn’t that kind of song. No, because once the song was over, Mydei realized right away that it had been a —
“Love song. Khaslana just wrote a love song.”
Cipher sounded just as surprised as he felt.
Mydei learns why he should always think twice before being a hater.
Series
- Part 1 of Best Friend’s Brother